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a 100 reasons why Naruto sucks thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-12 6:52

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 7:20



 >>72

  Naruto is shit! ¬¬

  Bleach XD, now that is awesome^^ and has a storyline !!!

  Narutard.

Name: bloody sectavious 2009-08-11 7:24

heyy 56...so WHAT DO ninja's where eh?

and im sorry but i read AND watch most things and the points some of you bring up are bullshit   i agree with some,  but the kamehame is a big flashy long range attack     the rasengan is a small simple close range attack    im sorry but you make no sence

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 7:33

My friend above just can't face the fact that he is a Narutard and how pointless and crap naruto really is.

^^

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 10:44

the characters all look the same and have cliché stock personalities.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 15:15

>>82
Bleach still sucks, but so does Naruto.
I've never liked Bleach. Blehhh. I prefer more science fiction stuff than shonen, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 20:17

tried to watch one piece shit sux

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 4:12

its complete ass

Name: krad1313 2009-08-25 9:37

90 FTW!

1.    It is way to long.

2.    Characters are undeveloped, and left hanging have a wesker kinda of mind set, they one want one thing.

3.    A bright orange ninja that is clumsy and uncoordinated.

4.    Enough filler episodes’ to start its series of its own.

5.    For being so popular you’d think they would spend more money on animation, very low quality IMO.

6.    I’m not going to sit here and bash the main character, naruto….just not worth my time or effort.

7.    Don’t get me wrong I respect the manga creator, a lot of hard work and effort was put into it, but as the for anime, if you can even call it that…..is lacking in so many ways, already stated.

8.    The people who enjoy naruto have not see DBZ, or bleach, b/c they have the same animation concept. Storyline, 3-4 fillers, storyline, 3-4 fillers, and just like shampooing rinse and repeat. DBZ semi pulled it off, bleach doesn’t really have it, but it’s a lot of awkward staring moments, or pan scenes in it. I have not seen a lot of it so I cannot judge it.

9.    Also stated, it’s the new day and age DBZ, but at least Goku was trying to save the world, and was good at what he did, naruto kinda stumbled along hoping for the best.

10.    The catch phrases in American were just God awful seriously what the hell where they thinking.

11.    All the character designs are pretty much the same, with little tweeks here and there.

12.    I just have to bitch about this….i saw this one part, my so called friend made me suffer though, not much of a friend lol, but it was when the snake guy and the old ninja were fighting on the roof, they must of stood there for at least 15 eps with some claw through his body. Talking about god knows what and just over all being epic lame. I give that the “worst thing I’ve seen a in a while” trophy.

13.    The fans…..omg the fans…..they are the ones that give anime watchers a bad name and rep.

14.    They walk around with the bandana on….this is real life people no one walks around with a bullet proof headband.

15.    They have little chibi naruto key chains all over their shit.

16.    They think that kakashi is the coolest thing ever…they clearly have never seen Gohan go super sayain.

17.    There are other animes out that that deserve a look at too, naruto doesn’t have to be the thing you always torrent, YouTube, Veoh, or Google.

18.    Finding endless amounts of fan art on good sites like DA, is just terrible, every time I log in there is atleast one naruto picture.

19.    It’s a FUCKING show, not a religion. Get a god damn life, do something other then obsess over a mediocre show.

20.    And my final note but im getting pissed just thinking about all the shit that has come out of this abomination. I am in class, and got nothing better to do, so I am far from wasting my time, if I wasn’t in class I wouldn’t be on this site bashing naruto, if you attempt to defend it take a second and think will it be worth it in a week. Im going to save you some brain power, no it wont. Not now, not ever.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 20:59

I watch Naruto Shippuuden every week *prepares for the flaming* and I enjoy it...when its not on a retarded filler that wasn't in the manga.  The art quality has also gone down as the series progresses...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:31

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Name: mr-no name 2009-09-02 20:23

>>40

why don't you tell that to garfield

Name: mr-no name 2009-09-02 20:25

Tell that to Garfield

Name: Cecil 2009-09-03 21:17

my dad who is 39 years old thinks naruto is better than final fantasy.

Name: Cecil 2009-09-03 21:49

naruto is like pokemon on steroids same ending to almost every episode naruto always wins. well Mr. cecil says naruto is EPIC FAILURE!

Name: Cecil 2009-09-03 21:56

I can't stand gay narutards. p.s I have no e mail address sorry. I LOVE ASAHINA MIKURU.

Name: Cecil 2009-09-04 6:49

I really don't care what the fans think it's our OPINIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 10:58

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 20:53

#80 is a punk ass devil bitch

Name: cecil 2009-09-10 21:58

>>102
for the love of god stop posting this crap women should be treated with respect not as sex slaves

Name: cecil 2009-09-11 11:19

spam gives life

Name: cecil 2009-09-11 20:28

ROFLCOPTOR

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 7:44

Even spam is better than naruto...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 1:24

Has anybody noticed the way every Johnny Bosch character in Naruto gets his ass kicked or dies almost immediately in Part 1?
And then there is the way that all the bad guys in the fillers look the same.  Kishimoto-sensei says he likes the character designer for his previous work, but it still reminds me of Hisashi "I-can't-draw-more than-one-face" Hirai and the Gundam SEED guys in miniskirts.  Digital drawing makes too many artists too lazy with character designs(if you use it, use it to supplement your hand-drawn work- not to do it for you!!!).  I'm so glad I don't have to watch more filler shit on CT anymore, but I wish they had Toonami on 6 days a week again.  Even SD Gundam Force 5 times a week was better than an hour of Narutard filler reruns every Saturday.
Most of the costumes in part one are completely nonfunctional (except for the chunin/jonin and ANBU uniforms).  Seriously, try hiding in a forest while wearing a bright orange jumpsuit or a red Chinese dress during a ninja battle.  The cloaks they wore during the 8-man team/80th Sasuke retreival arc were better because they were green, but it's still a cloak, and you still have to sweep it aside when fighting.
Did I mention that the ninjaken are too long?  The ANBU basically use katana w/o tsuba.  Real ninjaken are katana that have been cut down so you can store flash powder or smoke bomb-type stuff (maybe poison) in the remaining space in the sheath.  Real ninjaken have tsuba, unless you've completely remounted it in a shirasaya for storage.  Plus, katana are terrible for assassinations since you can't easily draw them in hallways or small rooms.  In Ninja Scroll they used more realistic ninjaken, though Jubei still wasn't much of a ninja as he was a kenshi.
And what's the deal with the Kusanagi?  Sasuke's is a chokuto, which is hard to draw and is useless compared to Orochimaru's or Itachi's.  But the Kusanagi katana from the manga and the chokuto couldn't exist because those types of swords didn't exist until the Heian Period, about a millennium after Susanowoo killed Orochi and got the sword.
But seriously, get over the plot's stupidity.  It's a Shonen Jump manga.  They haven't had a manga without someone "The supreme master of the universe teaches you ten years of chi blasts in 1 day!" then fighting redone bad guys tournament style since '84.  Ruroni Kenshin and Bleach are the same way.  Even the sports manga they run has "10 years of training in 1 day!" arcs, followed by redone bad guys tournament style.

Name: cecil 2009-09-20 22:24

>>109
AWESOME just awesome

Name: cecil 2009-09-21 17:39

blahhhhh

Name: *getting sucked by coeds* 2009-09-23 16:18

Your coeds suck, and not in the good way!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 17:54

It's a typical shonen, nothing else to comment...

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