Naruto is as loud as an empty vessel and utterly non-functional character which only dorky people like Kishi would had created, not forget to mention Kishi together with his Naruto is 100% shallow - meaning absolutely NO substance.
Inadequacy authors regardless of writing or artwork usually reveal themselves and their idiocy beyond all measure in due time, but it really takes an astute people to understand this flaw right from the beginning. Unfortunately, these low-rated author have the knack of keeping the general population dumb and obsessed due to the fact that they manipulating those lowlife readers as in the example of the narutards ' curiosity to attract them on what is next upcoming Naruto 's issues as part of their "publicity" stunt and these narutards think that it is most awesome masterpiece they have ever encountered despite being entrapped, single-minded and brainwashed as the author and his profit-hungry franchise intended !
It will took a long time before real understanding kicked in but by then it is too late. Still I am sure eventually these narutards will realised their follies,
Hi, I am the economy guru (not some naive sage of course) and I am a proud members of Naruto hater group ! I'm glad that in this post at least a few haters do provide some road map to accumulate fortune. In my view those corks who created ninjas by copying from Kermit the frog, Sam the eagle, Gonzo the great etc are those who had broken and childish mind. Even the Muppets puppet show are more interesting than this Naruto 's animal 's dung.
Anyway I am going to present to you how the financial world 's work so that you can improve your knowledge in economy. The US dollar value had been rising recently. Some feel it might be better to let the US dollar weaken against the Canadian dollar because of the recession. Now as a guru, I will explain how this will affects the US economy for those who are concern.
Strong US Dollar
What It Means: A strong dollar can be exchanged for more of a foreign currency. For example, a strong US dollar may buy five units of a foreign currency, but a weaker dollar might buy only four units of the same currency.
Advantage:
Foreign goods are cheaper: Since foreign goods are priced in foreign currency, a strong dollar can buy more. It makes imports cheaper.
It is cheaper to make foreign investments: For example, Japanese stocks, shares and property become more affordable. Of course being the founder of Narutard, they didn't realized that this mean the foreigners will have better buying power than their local citizen.
Keeps inflation low: Inflation is the gradual increase in the price of consumer goods. If the dollar is strong, cheaper imports tend to keep prices down.
Disadvantage:
Foreigners will invest less: US 's assets like stocks and property will cost more, and will be less attractive. This will lead to United States 's economy slowing down.
Foreign Countries will tend to buy less: US ’s goods will become relatively more expensive. This too could result in an economic slowdown.
Weak US Dollar
What it means: A weak dollar can be exchanged for less of a foreign currency. For example, a US dollar may buy five units of a foreign currency, but a strong dollar might buy six units.
Advantage:
More exports: Other countries will tend to buy more of United States ’s goods because they become relatively cheaper. This could result in economic growth as America make more money from the increased exports.
Foreign investors will be attracted: They will want to put their money in United States 's assets because it becomes cheaper for them to do so. This helps to boost the economy.
Disadvantage:
Foreign goods become more expensive: The price of imports such as Canadian cars, France wine and Japanese digital camera will go up. This could lead to higher inflation. It becomes more expensive to invest in foreign assets.
Federal Reserve Board: No reason to weaken US dollar
Federal Reserve Board (Fed) explained in a policy statement that the current slowdown reflects a decline in demand, and not an erosion of United States ’s competitiveness. Thus, there is no need for a weaker US dollar. However, European investment bank ING-Barings thinks a weak dollar will help US 's economy bounce back. In a briefing recently, it pointed out that when Fed adopted a weaker dollar policy during the 1985 recession, the economy responded well.
Finally after an interesting economy 's lesson, it's game playing time ! :
In a stationary store, pencils have one price and pens have another price. 2 pencils and 3 pens cost 90¢. But 3 pencils and 2 pens cost 85¢. How much does 1 pencil cost ?
Narutards 's answer : Huh, what is pen and pencil ? what is ¢ mean ? Do stationary mean you stand very still ????
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Anonymous2012-04-30 6:14
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Naruto is an clear example on how an manga being created by the most close-minded people on this planet can be an best-seller ! It is obvious that Naruto was created to suit kishi's pathetic and inconsequential ego.The fact that he made an controversy statement on Naruto being an "knucklehead" gives him an "APPEAL" in Los Angeles Times simply confirmed this point.And it is not surprised that only folks with his provocative like-minded types would agreed Naruto is awesome, but for an average people who realized that this manga is about an absurd,fanatic and arrogant misbehaved bully name "Naruto" instead of some "ninja" kiddy story spewing from Kishi's book, they would be vomiting blood before they even knew it!
Furthermore the idea from Naruto's hogwash plot is way trivial beyond reason.Nagato who had the ability to revive death, yet he didn't choose to use it on his dying parent (how do he even know how to make dead become alive again ??? From J-man ???) and even his "best" friend Yahiko but on his enemies from the leaf village ! And if creating two or multiple clone technique is Jounin level skill, WFT do Raikage need an A-B tag partner for some double lariat stunt plus is the fist bump craps bee like to do also part of an ninja 's protocol or only sportsmen like boxers would do ? This manga is just create for the sake of mockery: Nothing more, nothing less pleasant is coming from this 's manga and anime shit.
this is the only anime where the fans are no smarter than bat guano and always say the next ep is gonna be great while the current one is garbage and the previous is trash. well I wish this were a half descent anime than id have something to watch but wow what a disappointment these fucking endless eyesore fillers why dont they just turn this into some sleazy ecchi fest like the smart animators do when they run out of ideas and or refuse to humans to write their scripts and stop with the monkey abuse
cause having monkeys banging on the type writers all day and night for bananas is abuse but actually going with their random assortment of words abuses the fans so stop airing this trash too maybe go to art school it helps if the quality looks like you didn’t use crayons.
Welcome to another episode of your favorite The Economy Guru again. Due to overwhelming response, I decided to continue my teaching again ! But before I began, let me share with you an secret! : Do you know that Mr Jamie Dimon and Ina Drew from the US biggest bank is best of incredible bonker category of Narutards ? They lost US$2 billion and sent the shock wave across the stock markets around the globe ! Even Mr Dimon admitted and called himself and his colleagues “stupid”. That why we must united to fight against these idiocy disease and save the world from destruction.
But first I'm going to teach you how to fight inflation. There are 4 asset classes to hedge against inflation, nowadays the bank interest rates remain low, so you may have to consider other options to protect your money’s purchasing power
As consumers across United States are feeling all too keenly, prices these days seem to be headed stubbornly in one direction - UP.
The latest inflation figures show that prices of consumer goods surged by an unexpected 9 per cent, mainly from escalating housing rentals and vehicle prices.
The Congress last month raised its inflation forecast for the year to between 3.5 per cent and 4.5 per cent.
With bank deposit rates well below that level, money left in a bank will see its value steadily eroding.
That leaves consumers with a thorny problem: how to protect the purchasing power of their money.
While investors in the United States, Europe and Australia can invest in inflation-linked bonds or treasury inflation-protected securities to preserve their wealth in times of inflation, such tools are not widely available in most of the Asian markets.
When it comes to inflation protection, diversification is key – not only as protection against inflation risk, but also as a way to protect portfolios against other cyclical risks along the way.
Here’s a long at four asset classes that help to do just that:
1) Fixed Income
One asset class to consider is fixed income, such as high-yield corporate bonds.
Bonds offer a fixed annual interest rate called the coupon and repay the principal according to a schedule. A broad range of bonds is on offer out there for investors with varying risk appetites.
For instance, the National Council Of State Housing Agencies has a Mortgage Revenue Bonds which offers a low 30 per coupon rate interest.
At the other end of the spectrum, Hong Kong-listed Central China Real Estate is offering a four-year bond that pays out 10.75 per cent.
Perpetual securities, which are bond-like instruments, are another option.
Unlike in the case of bonds, where the investor gets the interest and principal according to a fixed schedule, issuers of perpetual securities can defer coupon payouts under certain circumstances.
The repayment of the principal is also left to the issuer’s discretion.
Examples include Mirosoft perpetual securities which offer a coupon rate of 4.20 per cent, and Wal-Mart perpetual securities which are paying 6.5 per cent.
The yield (for perpetuals) are high and attractive to counter inflation. But as an caution the only dampener is that transaction costs to unwind the position could be a little higher, as trading in these perpetuals might not be so liquid.
2) Gold
The yellow metal is traditionally seen as one of the best hedges against inflation.
The price of gold tends to increase under two conditions: First, when inflation is high and rising, and second, when there is imminent economic depression and investors fear the security of their bank deposits.
While the real value of most currencies has generally declined, gold has retained its purchasing power.
As we have seen in recent years, gold also has the potential to out-perform other assets and provide impressive returns. As an inflationary hedge, it is hard to beat for consistency.
The price of gold has recently fallen below the US$1,600 level to around US$1,590 per troy ounce, dragged down by fears about Europe’s political crises.But if commodity prices rise, historical data suggests it is by no means certain that gold prices will rise in tandem.
Unlike silver, gold does not have an industrial purpose. Therefore, when gold loses its safe haven demand stemming from fears or crises, it can face significant price corrections.
3) Currencies
Given that United States dollar has continued to strengthen, it might remain one of the best to hold.
The US Department of the Treasury said that it would let the US dollar appreciate at a faster pace, in a move to counter ballooning import prices of consumer goods.
But analysts said holding other currencies in your portfolio might also help mitigate against price rises.
Asian currencies could be a good hedge against inflation in the medium to long term if investors believe in their appreciation trends.
However, currencies ' movement could be very volatile in the short term... Asian local currency bonds would be an even better inflation hedge than pure Asian currencies, as investors could potentially benefit from higher yields as well as the appreciation potential of the local currencies.
It is also noted that the currencies of countries that produce commodities might be a good inflation hedge, if commodity prices go up. In particular, the Australian dollar and Malaysian ringgit could be interesting to look at.These have exposure to energy segments (coal and petroleum), some hard commodities as well as agricultural commodities.
Outside of Asia, the Canadian dollar and some South American currencies could be attractive due to the energy and agriculture commodities exposure.
4) Equities
Despite market volatility, stocks are worth a look as long-run inflation hedges, analysts added.
Equities may not protect you from short-term spikes in inflation. But over a longer period of time they are likely to outperform the effects of inflation
Investors should pick companies that have pricing power as their costs increase.
One area is real estate investment trusts, or Reits, which generally provide yields of over 3 per cent, for some of the asset sub-sectors like retail and health care, cash flow is less subject to economic conditions.
Another area is emerging market equities.In an inflationary environment, emerging market equities returns may show a higher correlation with commodity returns, since many of these emerging economies are heavy users, or producers, of commodities.
Hope you enjoyed today lesson ! Signed off and Cheers !
What are you talking about ? In term of artwork, One piece is worst than Bleach and Naruto(Naruto only win in term of artwork but nothing else). One Piece looked as if it was being drawn by a kindergarten kid. Yet the story-writing is so creative and successfully that only Harry Potter and Roald Dahl 's stories are on par with it and that why it is always on the top reading ranking list. And if you have an eyesight problem, I suggested you either buy an eye-drop, or maybe like kabuto, your "Mother" will get one spectacles for you ;)
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Who is Wallace ?2012-06-07 1:59
Those people who said that Naruto is awesome clearly never heard of Wallace and Gromit : http://www.wallaceandgromit.com or Harry Potter : http://harrypotter.warnerbros.co.uk . In any part of the society, it is the always the creativity one that are rejected and despised while the incompetent and imbecile one like Naruto that get the praise.
(Pi) is the ratio obtained when the distance round the circumference C of a circle is divided by the diameter D.
Introducing Pi is best done by a practical method so in any class and it is always went outside to the quadrangle where we drew large circles on the ground using a piece of chalk attached to a length of string. We measured C and D by stepping toe to heel around and across the circle. The units of measurement which was invented had names like Billyfeet, Angelafeet and even dainty, high-heeled teacherfeet.
Then we returned to the classroom and did the calculations. We all got 3 and a bit which was a better result than that obtained by King Solomon in the Bible (Kings 7:23) who thought π was exactly 3.
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from one brim to the other: it was round all about, and its height was flve cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.
Although for school calculations, we use 3.14 for Pi, the decimal places for Pi go on forever. One obsessed sixteenth century mathematician, Ludolf van Ceulen, spent most of his life on the calculation of π flnally getting to 35 decimal places and this is engraved on his tombstone in the Dutch town of Leiden.
Another obsessive was boarding school headmaster and mathematician, William Shanks (1812-82) who spent twenty years calculatmg Pi to 707 decimal places. He calculated all morning and spent all afternoon checking his morning's work. When the 707 decimal places were studied, the digit 7 appeared fewer times than the other digits. Since little is required to make mathematicians excited, the elusive 7 had them all buzzing and scratching their heads.
However, long after Mr Shanks's death, another mathematician found an error in the poor man's calculation. It was wrong from the 527th place and in the corrected version 7 appeared with the same frequency as every other digit.
Calculating Pi to as many decimal places as possible has never lost its glamour. With the considerable help of a powerful Hitachi computer, Japanese mathematician, Kanada Takahashi, has calculated over 206 billion decimal places for Pi. Yes, that's 206 followed by nine zeros! There is no pattern in the numbers and none of the digits from 0 to 9 appear more or less than any others. It seems that the digits are completely random. But what use is all that stuff? I am tempted to say that Kanada should find another more interesting hobby.
A creative author once sent in a book whose pages were covered in figures. The book's title was Pi.
We highly believed it would be the best bestseller, if not 100% better than Naruto and we hoped we can make Pi fun and save your from being ruin by Naruto !
Please for heaven sake, Kishimoto is just your average guy if not a "lame nuisance country bumpkin philosopher" who think of himself as a great big shot. I didn't know where or which institution this K guy obtained his credentials, but if my dogs had gone to the same tertiary school as him, I suspect my good doggies would get an P.hd in manga drawing and story and Kishi would be working for my doggies once he run out of dweeb idea. Afterall, you don't really need to be professionally truly qualified in order to be a bigwig.
In his concept on Naruto, unless your are also live in the small detached lulu land just like Kishi, you can see that his confusion, big-ego and being too preoccupying with his own twisting truth until he does not know what is going on or looking into different people's or gender's perceptive and that why he has lost his bearing and with flawed reasonings especially like being foolish is a cool saviour ego, parasite curse excrement spewing from his manga work.
In actual reality, Kishi = Naruto, with only different that one just seeks the limelight and another for profit even though they are commonly terrible at what "they" does. That makes them a public figure. In other words, the more Naruto is created for controversy, criticisms and insults, the more FREE PUBLICITY are made for Naruto volume sales to increase as well as Kishi's income which is what he craves for.
And what is so special about Naruto ? It is such an letdown that it impart wrong value to the youth. Like "I will never give up being an mafia leader so that people MUST know what an important jerk I am". DO NOT blindly support such "people". It does not bode well for the public eyes when you support blindly just because Naruto is some unmale's vulgar and reckless boy like if US readers decides to associate themselves with such a vile, foul-mouth troll, that says a lot about where our community is heading - bad manners and disrespect cockroaches. Here are a group of "in-their-own-world" people with unrealistic view and self-proclaimed rights and wrongs. They lost complete touch with society today and is detrimental to the well being and harmonious integration between all level of civilization.
Finally,I would rather talking to my dogs under my lemon trees, drinking a cup of Arabica Expresso Coffee with cookies than reading pages of Naruto and his idiots crew.
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001. The plot is ignored most of the time;
002. The characters have clichéd personalities;
003. The story itself is generic as Dragon Ball's;
004. It is clearly a product made for money, and not art;
005. The whole manga is a filler;
006. The artwork is terrible. People may think One Piece have a bad artwork because they are more used to big eyes and proportional bodies, but in the manga, everything is well-drawn and detailed. In Naruto, however, most characters look like shit(Shikamaru in his first appearance looks like an ape);
007. Attention to stupid characters(Akatsuki members, Sasuke);
008. Ignorance to interesting characters(Kakashi and shit);
009. The emotions are fucking fake(Naruto hates Sasuke. Sasuke is emo. Naruto becomes his best bud and tries to save him from anything);
010. Most characters are immature and have stupid ideas;
011. You know how a battle will end before it begins;
012. The deaths have no emotional appeal;
013. Spotlights over stuff you really couldn't care less;
014. Aborted storylines;
015. No ninja acts like this;
016. Go read Basilisk;
017. Is just like every other shonen around(except for One Piece and Fullmetal Alchemist);
018. Kishimoto never tried to be original;
019. The battles are lame, slow and boring;
020. Popular in America, just like AIDS;
021. Nigger characters;
022. Tries to be funny with childish jokes;
023. Naruto is always weak until he discovers a mysterious power within, which he uses to curb-stomp a former rival;
024. So much clichés I couldn't even care about;
025. Repetitive;
026. Aimed for younger, more retarded audiences;
027. After years of manga, nothing important has actually happened;
028. It is a rip-off of Harry Potter, Dragon Ball and 666 Satan;
029. Because of it, Sanji's name is Sanji;
030. Ninjas shouln't be super-wizards who scream out before attacking;
031. Sexism is funny on the internet, but on Naruto it seems stupid;
032. Strong characters are useless because they insist on talking instead of helping in fights;
033. It inspired Fairy Tail;
034. Made kids emo;
035. Created narutards;
036. Yahoo! Answers idiots like this shit;
037. Will be forgotten after it ends;
038. The author is just drawing more for money = lazy bum;
039. Tries to be Dragon Ball;
040. IS like Dragon Ball;
041. Few original characters;
042. Villages, forests, wastelands and deserts - that's all the battlefields in the world;
043. Sasuke;
044. Sakura does absolutely nothing;
045. Fanarts;
046. Lame running gags;
047. Akatsuki tries to be badass, but it looks more like a group of retards with AIDS;
048. Flashbacks;
049. Flashbacks to pointless moments;
050. No narutard can spell anything right.
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Calvin and Hobbes2012-07-06 4:55
Calvin and Hobbes - By Bill Watterson
Calvin: "See, the problem with fine art is that it's supposed to express original truths."
"But who likes originality and truth?! Nobody ! Life hard enough without it! Only an idiot would pay for it!"
"But popular art knows the customer is always right! People want more of what they already know they like, so popular art gives it to 'em!"
Hobbes: "And how are the movie sequels this summer?"
Calvin: " Great. Man, there's nothing I hate more than paying five bucks and having to deal with some new plot."
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A lesson from Ray Bradbury2012-07-09 3:39
With Ray Bradbury's death at 91, we lost one of the legendary titans who led sci-fi into English literature.
Unable to afford college, he educated himself in public libraries, which he viewed as the pillars of civilisation.
He warned people of the perils of self-censorship and political correctness. He would be appalled at the thought of libraries banned books and the censorship of the Internet.
In 1953, he wrote the classic Fahrenheit 451 on a rented typewriter in nine days. He presented a world where firemen burnt books. The lesson this book offered me during high school has endured: The role of art in society is to teach us that living in a dynamic world of competing viewpoints is the essence of being a thinking human being. It is a lesson we forget at our peril.
Not forget to mention in this new era, it is disgusting work like Naruto that gave the special kind of puke to the world's face :
Up to 15 you had really good points, then from there it became a mix of good points, biased opinions and and things that have no connect to the anime itself.
That being said, I couldn't watch the anime past the 16th episode.
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Anonymous2012-07-15 3:59
You guys are idiots, think for yourselves and actually watch the anime instead of following like sheep.
Every single problem can be solved with violence and emotional flashbacks.
You must always tell your enermy what your super secret technique is going to do to them.
In order to do a technique, you must always announce it in a very loud and clear voice.
Do not call a fat kid “fat”. He might have steroids that can give him butterfly wings.
The most efficient way to carry out covert operations is by being dressed in bright colors and running around on trees.
Projectiles of any sort are useless. There is no such thing as firearms.
When pressed into a corner, close your eyes and have a flashback.
Child abuse and training are the same thing.
Fire is ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS. Yes, even to grass, ice, bug and steel-type people.
Dolls, gigantic fans, flutes, sand and pieces of paper that explode make very good weapons.
You are helpless to turn the tables on an opponent as long as the cool music doesn’t come on.
On the flip side, your instincts and ability to put up any sort of fight are immediately nullified the moment the scary music comes on. If you hear snake dudes ~fight~ theme (essentially Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on steroids) you’re SCREWED.
It is common sense to send twelve year olds to do battle against professional terrorists.
Crushes NEVER go away on their own. And you MUST have one or you’re not a complete human being.
You are powerless to make any difference without a tragic childhood to fuel your anger.
Never trust your family members, no matter how nice they seem. They are either 1: There to oppress and traumatise you, 2: There to go on killing sprees which may or may not include you, 3: Dead or 4: Any combination of the above.
“Death” is merely a temporary condition of quantum superposition where it is unknown whether you are dead or not until finally a watcher collapses the wave function and you turn out to be alive after all. Exceptions are rare.
Some things are just better with holes in them. Pipes, for example. And cheese. And plot.
Ninja battles are the #1 cause of deforestation.
90% of the world’s wars, death and property damage are due to overgrown traumatized children becoming crazy supervillains and could be pre-emptively nullified by counseling.
Don’t run away or go back on your word. It’s your ninja way of life... haha, sucker.
1. No storyline
2. fail drawings
3. emo jerks
4. unrealisticly boring
5. epic fail drawings, again.
6. too many boring flashbacks
7. never ending episode
8. training all day and all he knows is making a bigger blue ball
9. boring and repetitive jokes
10. EPIC FAILURE.
and Naruto is the only anime that is listed on my "worst anime list".