I can’t believe that up to 500 + post, nobody even ever mention something about Sakura. This hooker is one of another most important part of 100 reasons for making Naruto suck big time. This false heroine is an USELESS BITCH who is only good at deceiving people, e.g putting an fake smile before hitting Sai , Lying-Ass,Cry-Baby and is a P.HD in Whore,e.g Sasuke-kun..Sasuke-Kun, and a rough girl who use violent when she is pissed. In fact western fictional heroine like Emma Frost, Psylocke, Mockingbird AKA Bobbi Morse etc etc are more attractive than this pink-hair wretch,at least they are more excellent in perform an mission and saved the day rather than being an damsel in distress. No wonder Western comic are already the best and awesome because they always focus on creating interesting plot and “catchy” character, especially “girl-power” type.
Anyway, for those who are sick with this pink-hair trash who is an disgrace to all girl outside, your might want to watch real “girl” in action especially from Asian work such as Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Girls for a change, or Princess Lover, To-Love-Ru, Blood + or even Shangri-La starring Kuniko Hojo (another normal pink-hair girl but at least score an A+ in combat than Sakura the hooker.).Finally do not expect that Kishi will “cultivate” any female character (expect mizukage maybe) in Naruto world into a cool kick-ass heroine even in the end of the story since he is just an sexist, not an surprise as Japanese men are well-known chauvinism.
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Anonymous2011-11-13 9:02
In the year two-thousand-six, one man made a thread on the 4Chan BBS "/anime/", titled "a 100 reasons why Naruto sucks thread", and that thread would continue to receive posts until the year 2040, when the internet was suddenly closed due to an asteroid filled with aids striking the planet known as Earth, making this thread the oldest known thread in the fucking universe.
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Anonymous2011-11-13 10:24
>>524
"100 reasons why Naruto sucks" is an adjective clause describing "thread," therefore the "a" at the beginning is correct (a...thread).
Are you a Naruto fan? They're notorious for having poor reading comprehension. Probably why they're Naruto fans.
>> 526 Whoa, your prophecy is very accurate. But you forget to mention the absolute truth of romance on why the meteorite fell on earth at 2040. The legend continue as Naruto and Sasgay - the 2 star-crossed gay lover after endure many tribulation and traumatic, they finally tie the knot.As time past by, they become hopelessly attached to each other promiscuously.
To ensure that nobody would ever tear them apart again,Naruto request his Sasgay to implement his own version of moon eye plan, and the single gender couple breed and produced the SUPER LOVE YOUR BOSOM BUDDY AIDS METEORITE to drop down the earth so that those who didn't shared the idea of attracted to their own gender get their eternal damnation and both Naruto and Sasgay can live happily after. ALL HAIL NARUTO THE ONE AND ONLY BEAST. You are blessed that you are not alone and have countless of narutard will support you until the end of the world.
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!gB1vC3X1t.2011-11-14 22:48
This show is nothing to me.
I do hate some of the fanbase though.
@525. You forget to mention Lara Croft. She is one of the mind-blowing babe ever create and trust me, you will never find any hated club or even an hated forum against her. But in term of best anime girl, I do remember there is an show call "Sola" where this anime girl caught my eye with a picture of her open and waved her arms toward the sky. I think her name is something like Matsuri Shihou. For some strange reason, this anime show did not continue after some episode. Why didn't Naruto be the one to end their scruffy show now ?
Justin bieber watches it, it gives him inspiration for his even gayer songs.
Fillers filled the fillers in the fillers that is naruto.
Naurotards spent all their money on it, so the producers made, once again, more fillers.
The producers once believed in the religion of GOOD anime, but then they become the leaders of the religion of fillers.
The producers had nothing but stuffing for thanksgiving, it gave them more filler-creating-powers, they were thankful for fillers.
Their video games suck.
Ninjas are gay.
Naruto has I believe the most porn parody's of any anime ever made.
Please naruto, announce which of your 5 attacks you will use on me.
They had potential, not anymore, flashbacks and fillers are their potential now.
I wrote this out of the top of my head, if I wanted I could make more.
Justin bieber watches it, it gives him inspiration for his even gayer songs.
Fillers filled the fillers in the fillers that is naruto.
Naurotards spent all their money on it, so the producers made, once again, more fillers.
The producers once believed in the religion of GOOD anime, but then they become the leaders of the religion of fillers.
The producers had nothing but stuffing for thanksgiving, it gave them more filler-creating-powers, they were thankful for fillers.
Their video games suck.
Ninjas are gay.
Naruto has I believe the most porn parody's of any anime ever made.
Please naruto, announce which of your 5 attacks you will use on me.
They had potential, not anymore, flashbacks and fillers are their potential now.
I wrote this out of the top of my head, if I wanted I could make more.
Bingo to the comments from 525 and 533 that Naruto suck because of it dysfunctional female characters. It prove that great minds think alike after all instead of repeated 500 + comments with the same complaint : Wearing Orange ≠ Ninja,anime filler is terrible, One-Piece/ Bleach own Naruto etc.
Speaking of Naruto 's decaying female characters, I see that even Hinata has not worthy to be mention as we all know that unlike Sakura the bitch, she is timid,creepy with her white eyes making her looked like Sadako from "The Ring" or aliens (ET is more adorable than her) and with only her N Cups "assets" that caught the attention. Still Kishi had deteriorate her role further with her only purpose of living or her only inspiring motive to kick some ass is to suck Naruto ball. If she is really the heroine, than how do we address Joan Of Arc or Helen Keller ?
Anyway for those who are not gay and can't stand Naruto anymore, I strongly recomend that your either switch to read or watch "Freezing" or "The Untouchable Queen". In fact the leading character Satellizer Bridget is the most awesome heroine that are cool and will be the one who always knock out all her opponents. And for more awesome girl related manga for healthy boy like us or those who hated ignoble manga like Naruto and want to show your anti-Naruto revolution support, check out this website : http://www.fakku.net/ and you will not regret it. :D
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Naruto Hater Assemble2011-12-06 23:29
Yes, calling attention to all Naruto Haters, Let us united and turn this thread into who is the top 10 babes discussion to show our continuous support for our detest against the super imbecile-dopey-scumbag-asshole-bastard-any-bad-ass-names-you-can-think name Naruto and his good for nothing faggots. And this video is an tribute to those who answered the call : http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/JCPXPdt4xeQ/
omg naruto is AWESOME! idc if ppl think im just some naruto fangirl KYAAAAAAAA!!!
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Anonymous2011-12-27 2:47
test
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Anonymous2011-12-27 5:21
too much penis not enough puri puri.
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Assemble !2011-12-27 22:21
Copy that 538. we are assembled to eliminate all narutard around the world.It will be a tough job, they pop out every day, but we will continue the cleansing until not a single one is remaining
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Anonymous2011-12-31 8:38
Naruto is just horrible
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Anonymous2011-12-31 10:54
Naruto is the best!!!!!!!!!!11!!!one!
Rock Lee is the best character in Jump and you fags know it!!!!!!
well, well, well, what have we here more faggot neckbeards (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with this /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, assholes. i've just texted the /anime/ mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the /anime/ board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered
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Anonymous2012-01-02 6:19
6 years, and Naruto is still hated around these parts.
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Is Naruto Awesome ?2012-01-02 10:48
Those people who are sane or had read the manga should know that Naruto is a lesbian story about an orange donkey Pee Wee Herman together with an blue porcupine Ted Bundy starting from their babyhood,kid-hood to teenage and even maybe in future adulthood (Remember the chapter where Itachi destroy Shisui crow "eye" and that it would not be activate in another 10 years, mark my word that this hint the manga will continue until the gay duos reach adult).Anyway for people who want to learn how to attract the same sex, Naruto will be the best handbook to begin with.
Not surprised, there are always an category of narutards who claimed that Naruto is awesome (which in reality IT SUCK LIKE WILLIAN HUNG ! ). They are : homosexual (the most obvious),retard ruffians, prostitutes,tomboys,simpering bimbos,timid stalkers, smokers, unwed mother, mind freak dilly-dally perhaps with an pony-tail (didn't even know that nowadays liberal mother allow boy to keep sissy hairstyle and not giving them an skinhead hairstyle instead !),gluttons,emo serial killers,perverts at bathroom etc etc.As a result of these categories of lowlife narutard, dumbism,whoreism and spree killing catastrophe by terrorists had plagued humanity for 15 years.Salin Palin is one of the most famous narutard to be in the top billboard.
But fear not, there is still hope for mankind. Start read or watch saviours like Steve Job etc and you will be reward with his "hunger" success.In fact when Steve Jobs had gone away , I began to realized that I have no life : from now on, there is no more Macintosh, Iphone, IPod and Ipad in this world. (Yes I see soem of you are in tears when you read this) and kid in future didn't even know that once Apple is white and beautiful. But when Naruto is gone, I see that the world has fewer lunatic and evil narutard who expose more of their indecency and outrage of modesty and everyone around the world laugh out loud in joy knowing they are safe from evil narutuard cult occult : http://93.img.v4.skyrock.net/93f/legionnairedu59680/pics/2359747313_1.jpg and no more narutard black magic to destroy the world !
Hope 2012 is an happy new year, not the end of the world from Naruto Fuck Us Dead Judgement Day !
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John412012-01-14 12:48
Hunter x Hunter is most interesting shonen.
The reboot of anime by madhouse started in 2011 and it's nice but I prefer the manga mostly.
If you like more animes, watch hxh[20111] but if you like more mangas, I recommend hxh manga
U ALL SUCK I BET U NEVER EVEN SEEN NOR READ ANY NARUTO SO SHUT ALL UR MOUTHS
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Anonymous2012-01-24 2:49
Naruto sucks because it is yaoi that pretends it's not. I enjoy a good convuluded story but naruto goes on for too long and forgot that House has become the supreme source for bromance. The characters are too one dimensional . naruto would have been a good yaoi. Convulded, shorter and thus more enjoyable just like loveless.
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Anonymous2012-01-24 14:41
Sucks because it seems it will never end and besides, you see a chapter a day for two weeks without missing one, and the story develops so little you could just watch it once a week and still understand it. Anyway, the day you finally miss an episode after weeks of following it, that very day, something important finally happens.
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Anonymous2012-01-24 14:42
Sucks because it seems it will never end and besides, you see a chapter a day for two weeks without missing one, and the story develops so little you could just watch it once a week and still understand it. Anyway, the day you finally miss an episode after weeks of following it, that very day, something important finally happens.
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How SOPA start2012-01-25 3:17
In Naruto 's World or Kishimoto's "story", everything is just an piracy of Asian/Japanese folktale to other "boys" entertainment works :
1) Names likes the Sannin : Jiraiya(J-Man) Orchimaru and Tsunade, father of third hokage Sarutobi Sasuke, Tsukuyomi,Amaterasu, Susanoo etc are copy from japanese folk tales.
2) Again names like Kurama for the nine-tailed fox are copying from Yu Yu Hakusho and the four-tailed beast Son Goku are copying from Dragon Ball or chinese folktale Sun WuKong from journey to the west.At least in One Piece (original title), the hero is call Luffy (original name).
5) Tobi 's mask is "modified" from the japanese movie "20th Century Boys".
In conclusion, only those who are erotomanic to Naruto, ignorant people from countryside or who live in the caves,illiterate person who never seem or heard of what is Red Riding hood or the 3 little pigs and the big bad wolf (Still at least these nursery rhymes or fairy tales are create from origin, not an imitation.) they would agreed that Naruto is cool which of course it "true" since other than the title almost 70% of the story is depend on part and pieces of the other best original works as stated above.No wonder thank to copycat like kishi, the US congress are very angry and they decided to pass the famous "Stop Online Piracy Act"(SOPA) to stop unscrupulous people like kishi who shamelessly stamp his name on others classic folktales.Well Done Kishimoto! At least we know that in future if SOPA really pass, we will not see any ultraman or batman in your future Naruto work and we hoped to see what you have in store for us !
everybody who bashes naruto get the f out of the internet and get a life, i watched naruto dbz inuyasha and the story is different,naruto haters i bet u do not know what egotistical means or egocentric or engrooss, u haters who bash on naruto probably doesn't know any advanced words cause u guys r idiots. and naruto is really funny for one thing, and there r boring episodes, but the fun ones r awesome, u bashers who don't get a life r ignorant morons.
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untitled 2012-01-26 1:09
i was in number 558 and i think i owned.
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Samurai become clone troopers2012-01-27 3:32
557 is correct since he made his striking point.What he mention did refresh my memory in the chapter of the kages' conference at the samurai land, when I first read the kishi introducing his style of samurai in his story, I have a rude shock : OMG, when do samurai turned into star wars imperial stormtrooper look alike who wear the almost the same white helmets, mask and costume with the only different that in Naruto chapter they carry "swords" instead of blaster rife.
And if this is not obvious enough, the scene which Suigetsu and Jugo trying to escape the conference venue by trying to disguise themselves into samurai wearing their "samurai's" clone troopers armor is similar to the Star Wars movie episode 4 "The New Hope" where Luke Skywalker and Han Solo disguise as clone troopers to save Princess Leia with only difference that they success in infiltrate the enemy base to rescue Leia while the hawk duo failed to escape, got captured and break out from prison in a lame way.
As for those narutard who claim that naruto is funny, I 100% agreed with that. For example, one of the funny moment is when Bee is kidnapped by sasgay and on the way to the leaf village to save his busted master, his fat cloud underling fantasy that a number of old fat women will court him. still nothing beat Naruto the king of hilarious when Kurai another cloud underling interrogate him for sasgay 's whereabout, HE ASKED A GIRL TO PUNCH HIM TO SAVE HIS SASGAY 'S SKIN WHEN HE DIDN'T EVEN KNEW WHERE HIS SASGAY IS! If Kishi want to add some serious humour in this chapter, he should have let Kurai punch a hole in Naruto 's face or even castrate him when he refused to talk, too bad it doesn't happen which in this how-to-make-funny-story case Kishi need room of improvement.
And when Naruto "WANT" to go to meet the ninja thug leader the raikage, instead of at least prove his sincere that he want rescue Bee to mend the "chain of hatred" between the leaf and cloud, HE BOWED DOWN ON THE GROUND TO BEG THE THUG WRESTLER TO SPARED HIS SASGAY AS HE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HIM instead of saving the Beee first to win him over and later bargain with bee to persuade raikage and his underling not to pursue their vengeance against sasgay boy who is not evil long ago.
Still as true star wars fan, I really can't bear the thought that George Lucas who create the world-best classic masterpiece, his work is being use like an toilet paper for an lousy artist like Kishi to be violated like that.At least George created creative ideas like lightsaber,R2-D2 and death star etc which pave the way for sci fi fans to be proud of and even try to make these science fiction 's concept into a reality, while kishi keep feeding abominable idea that cannot see daylight to the masses and after running out of rotten ideas, he went out to pick other fruit of labours for himself.
As for those narutards. I can only pity those ignorant corks who only know how to swear to humble reader's personality, mother and calling derogatory name and comments like fxxk off and get a life etc when the verdict that Naruto like himself is guilty of being suck is the truth, not only that they are also an attention-seekers like Naruto and they didn't even know what they really miss in their childhood and continue cheer for an counterfeit work ! Good luck to these incurable narutards. I am here to support star wars in this thread and it will rock forever !