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a 100 reasons why Naruto sucks thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-12 6:52

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Name: 441 2011-04-17 2:32

What is Naruto?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 10:12

>>441
Something way better than that shitty haruhi show.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 19:01

Oh they will. Until the next show hits, and it's forgotten. Like DBZ will be.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 11:19

>>442

Then what is Haruhi?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:27

>>444
Something way better than that shitty Naruto show.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 0:28

i think that naruto is an ok show but seriously, wat is the freakin plot??!! come on does he wanna be hokage or save some pussy ass faggot? and wat the hell is with this fucking fillers? i would rather watch gurochan then seeing that bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 0:32

i think that naruto is an ok show but seriously, wat is the freakin plot??!! come on does he wanna be hokage or save some pussy ass faggot? and wat the hell is with this fucking fillers? i would rather watch gurochan then seeing that bullshit

Name: ^^^ Satan 2011-04-30 12:53

Read 666 Satan if you want the series naruto was based off of. A kid whos dream is world domination, a crazy pink haired bitch he hooks up with, two brothers with bizarre eyes fighting because one killed the father, a demon that actually gets out now and then killing innocents, two completely insane sensei one who actually has a good story for losing his eye, organizations sealing demons and angels to build weapons in-order to destroy the world, an old hag who teaches the pink haired bitch that was a teammate of one of the sensei, a tournament in that gets invaded and you at least get to see the bloodshed, a city being controlled by a rich criminal that the main character saves, a 6 year arc involving that the main character is in hiding to training, a giant spinning ball of energy as his main weapon.

Name: ^^^ Satan 2011-04-30 12:53

Read 666 Satan if you want the series naruto was based off of. A kid whos dream is world domination, a crazy pink haired bitch he hooks up with, two brothers with bizarre eyes fighting because one killed the father, a demon that actually gets out now and then killing innocents, two completely insane sensei one who actually has a good story for losing his eye, organizations sealing demons and angels to build weapons in-order to destroy the world, an old hag who teaches the pink haired bitch that was a teammate of one of the sensei, a tournament in that gets invaded and you at least get to see the bloodshed, a city being controlled by a rich criminal that the main character saves, a 6 year arc involving that the main character is in hiding to training, a giant spinning ball of energy as his main weapon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 13:34

>>449
 It wasn't terrible but it's not like it was mind blowing or anything.

Name: 勃動力 2011-05-04 5:43

Name: jason 2011-05-04 17:35

428 Is a faggot for saying DBZ sucks

Name: Naruto is Garbage 2011-05-06 5:11

I think gone are days of Japan 's golden age of manga and anime works works like Kindaichi Case Files Slam Dunk, Astro boy and Doraemon etc are created and still enjoyed today. In fact Naruto is an great prove of this decline.

In case for those who are wonder how Kishimoto get his source of "creativity", it was reported somewhere in the internet that during Nov 2008 for the story of pain attack leaf village arc until the chapter of Kakashi supposed "death", he go for an hiatus/break, during the break Kishimoto went to search high and low like an rat for ideas from "unpublished" or "scrap" work that cannot make the appearance based on Dragon Ball Z old records and material in Funimation Studios and this photo of his action is even published in some photo-sharing website.

Narutally, for an author with pea size mind and his attitude of pick up leftover food that people don't want and "feed" it to us reader, it is no wonder that the story was never interesting since it just another imitation of other people 's work that he shameless stamped his name on it.

The only "brillant" idea we can see that Kishimoto was making Naruto as an pea size brain rogue like him e.g : comment an pregnant lady (Kurenai) eat too much and has becoming an pig ? What is Kishimoto try to prove in drawing this other than he is shameless, ignorant and gerrymandering garbage.I really pity readers who are low-life and delusional in continue reading this garbage like porn.

Just an final golden advise if you don't want to waste 10 min of your life read this dung, do read something more constructive like Edward De Bono lateral thinking, how to be rich by Napoleon Hill or even how to attract opposite sex etc.At least this prove that you are still an human being with sound mind not some alien like Pee Wee Herman or Mr Bean !

Name: DANKILLERLEONLOVE 2011-05-09 17:26

About Me: Uzumaki Naruto Biggest Fan 4Ever uzumaki naruto
if i have to kill myself for naruto I WILL
uzumaki naruto is the Best 4ever =D
Naruto Uzumaki, Thanks for everything you teach me Thanks for the time you make LOL Thanks for teach me what friends mean Thanks for teach me that having a dream its one of the most important things of our life Thanks for make me a good person Thanks for teach me to never give up THANKS FOR EVERYTHING
uzumaki naruto---your the best person in the world

Thanks Kishimoto=)
Naruto is my life

Bye ero-sennin
Bye Asuma Sarutobi
Bye Itachi Uchiha
I will miss you all =)
I dont Care If Naruto Is Real Or Not he changed me i used to dont care about anything but now......no matter of what will happen to my family or friends i will allways be there for them he can be a anime but he is a special one and i will care about him forever=') you haters should leave us alone and you guys dont give us any chance to even talk you guys just start talking bad to us and talking bad about naruto and us cant stand that and start to protect naruto
I dont care if naruto is real or not HE CHANGE ME LIKE ANYONE HAVE DONE BEFORE naruto 4ever


Naruto,we look up to this character as our believer,I dont care whatever he's real or not,his attitude and character changed me ,ever time I watch naruto shippuden,I think of my friends,my friends are my family,not matter what happens to them I'll be there for them always
~thespot2, a naruto fan~

Naruto,no matter what you do you allways stand up and protect your friends with all you got...Your Fate Your Pure Heart Your Believes You never give up.You are my idol and you will allways be...i never believe in me but when i saw you i start to believe in me and Never Give up..Uzumaki Naruto and His Friends are allways in my Heart=').
~By:DannyNaruto, Me~

http://www.youtube.com/user/DankillerLEONLOVE

Name: DANKILLERLEANLOVE 2011-05-09 17:27

Name: Naruto Is Garbage 2011-05-09 17:36

Naruto is to ninjas what twilight is to vampires.

Name: a real ninja 2011-05-09 18:17

hi there brothers and sisters of 4chan and other, i am currently studying ninjutsu and ninja, and i am quite experienced in my taijutsu (belt wise). of course naruto is not real, and although the hand seals are corect, but they arent used in that way, as ninja, (real ninja back in feudal japan) dont have chakra and cant fly and stuff. anyway  i read top 3 (bleach, naruto, one piece) so i think i can validate my own opinion based on experience.  yes i hate the whole, lets chase sasgay a bit more, found him, oh, he got away, but overall its just manga, that you read to pass the time, so dont hate, debate, and enjoy whatever you want to read/watch. peace.

Name: Kazuya 2011-05-16 13:57

death note is 101% better than naruFUCKS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-17 7:40

Naruto sucks because it's naruto

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-17 17:22

Naruto still isn't done yet???!?! HOLY BALLS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-18 2:14

>>461
Deathnote and Naruto both suck shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-27 11:32

This week:
-Sakura appears before Sasuke. (wait, that was last week...)
-Sasuke lashes out with his sharingan illusion attack! (not really!)
-Sakura dodges...
-...and the attack comes right out of the TV screen!!
-...subjecting the viewer to half an hour of old flashbacks when they should be moving the story forward.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 19:08

i THINK WE PASSED THE 100 point, But Yeah Naruto is for faggots and little kids that don't know about DBZ

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-01 19:09

i THINK WE PASSED THE 100 point, But Yeah Naruto is for faggots and little kids that don't know about DBZ

Name: blahhhhhh 2011-06-07 21:06

the anime is shit, totally overrated for a poorly animated anime.

Name: The man 2011-06-07 23:02

Real animes:

Elfen lied, akira, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, cowboy bebop.

 Man up, bitches.

Name: Neobatousai 2011-06-17 0:48

Naruto is gay
sasuke is emo
sakura is a mary-sue useless bitch



this anime sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 5:56

>>469
lol Elfen Lied

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-17 5:58

>>469
lol Elfen Lied

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 5:22

ahhh

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-25 23:29

the shallow plot and girly voice of some faggot cliche ninja is SOO awesome

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 6:10

The story contradicts itself multiple times

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 7:04

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 7:04

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-30 8:11

I want to talk about japanese anime and mannga.
I read NARUTO every week.
skype ID:munumata

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