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a 100 reasons why Naruto sucks thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-12 6:52

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 23:35

>>399-400
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BBCode fail. You are to never show face around here (world4ch) again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-06 16:11

>>401
LOL U MAD BRO

LOL FORGET MY SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 22:37

holy shit!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 22:38

wat teh hell?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 7:51

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-10 2:34

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Name: narutosucks 2011-02-10 2:39

naruto is a crappy ninja wannabe that chases his boyfriend now and then. beatting random people.

Name: evenOBDhatesnaruto 2011-02-10 2:40

Naruto is an anime/manga by Masashi Kishimoto, who started out to be quite enjoyable, you know, for a twelve year old's story, and then fell harder than a chicken egg dropped off the Empire State Building. It is about the wonderful life of Sasuke in an imaginary world where they have radios, computers and TVs, but no guns for some reason, and all the secret files on both special agents and S-Rank enemies are kept on pieces of paper and the only people who actually do things you might expect a ninja to do are the ANBU who quickly degenerate into cannon fodder. Despite the fact that the OBD is part of the Naruto forums, many OBDers detest the series for its consistent shittiness, especially the direction the manga has been taking since the time-skip.

And let's not even get started on the Uchihas. Those poor excuse for Mary Sues deserves their own spin-off where it can be properly shat on just because have very fancy pink-eye. But then again, Uchihas=Shit

As if the series had not already plumbed the depths of idiocy and shittiness, recently Naruto gave a fascinating response to pressure. He wants to (for some idiotic reason) "save" Sasuke, but his friends have started to come to their senses and want to kill the fag. Others still encourage him to save Sasuke. What does Naruto do in response to this conflict? Does he suck it up, make his decision like a man, and take out Sasuke? Does he even stick to his guns and continue to try and save Sasuke?

Name: evenOBDhatesnaruto 2011-02-10 2:42

No, He falls on the ground and hyperventilates. Seriously his mentors got killed and his village got destroyed yet he didn't even break down, rather he hyperventilates for his long lost ex.

Name: U peole need lives 2011-02-17 17:02

All u retards need to go screw off Naruto pwns and I actually gave one piece of shit a chance  which was a big mistake. Naruto & Bleach foreva xD

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2011-02-18 7:32

One Piece is not even an anime(its a bad western cartoon ripoff). Compared to One Piece, Naruto is masterpiece of graphical design. Bleach is fine but they have started to skimp on quality graphics lately.



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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 9:39

>>411
Fuck, I thought you were dead. Get bent, Frozenvoid

Name: HaterKiller 2011-02-19 14:01

You are just a bunch of retarded haters :)

Name: Michael 2011-02-20 3:08

One Piece is a BILLION times better than Naruto. This is considered to be a fact and its huge popularity proves this. Jacobu already explained how One Piece destroys Naruto's popularity in Japan and pretty mucch worldwide.

Naruto is a cliche manga that rips off other animes and has terrible storytelling and terrible development. At least the author of One Piece puts effort into it. Kishi came out and said that he got bored of Naruto and is only writing it for the money.

And One Piece has more detailed art than Naruto. Japan's art critics have all said this.

Name: joe from tampa 2011-02-28 3:14

naruto was gay until this war started.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-03 20:08

Michael u are R-E-T-A-R-T-E-D. U like one piece of shit well go die in a hole with. That one piece of shit and all ur other shitty mangas

Name: Jacobu 2011-03-04 0:34

Hey, I was gone for a month and I finally came back and take a look at the recent comment (416). My point was prooven again that Naruto Cunts are jealous of One Piece's success. Narutards never come up with good arguements to why an anime sucks like how alll they keep saying is "One Piece of shit" but never bother to explain why One Piece sucks when it;s seen as Naruto's superior. But the One Piece fanboys did give some good reasons to why One Piece is superior instead of justt nsults.

No arguement but just pointless insults. One Piece wins again. Hahah! :D:D:D:D!

Name: Reggie 2011-03-04 2:37

This thread is still alive. Wicked cool hehe.

P.S. Naruto sucks

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 15:04

Just a reminder that this thread will not die

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-13 8:15

i m nruto fn hve much love for nruto i from jpn not english god nruto gret one piece shit h h funny

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 23:33

naruto sucks.

Name: Naruto is mai husbando 2011-03-16 18:46

HI GUYS I SO RANDOM ALSO I LIEK NARUTO ALSO MY ROOMMATE FARTED JUST NOW AND I SMELLED HIS FART AND WE FUCKED LIEK SASUKE WOULD FUCK SAKURA LOL XD

Name: Dean Jigaboo 2011-03-17 16:18

This show is the shitist show on the planet, only faggots watch this (ZULU). Bunch a asian pussys!!

Name: NONEOFURFInGBussiness 2011-03-26 21:48

All of u guys who r dedicated to telling About how u love one piece(and yes it shit it a god damn show about fucking pirates watch the 1st episode  well like 10 minutes of it till i got bored of that crap)Truth is don't really like naruto But like shippuden So WHY DON'T ALL U haters SCREW OFF GO GET A FRIEND 2 TALK ABOUT UR SHIT!!!!!!!!!! X(

Name: Anime-Guru 2011-03-29 6:22

Bah!

The real Naruto ended with the Chunin exams arc. Anything and everything after that is just for the money. The author is just doing it for the money without putting any real effort. If you Gay Low-IQ Narutard bastards can't see that, then shame on you!

The real Bleach ended with Episode 63, when Aizen pwens the shit outta those other captains. Everything after that is either fillers and Pokemon-ish plot. Seriously, after all that hype about the Espada, they get taken out like little girls in a fight. The boring good guys simply walk all over them. Notice the same phenomenon with Naruto as well. Akatsuki, after all the hype get beaten by a bunch of kids in training! Bleach plot lacks depth. Only below 16 year old will watch bleach and like it. Naruto and Bleach are simply Anime meant for kids whose attention span is equal to pokemon fans.

Now Onepiece, OMG!! The guy who is writing this must be given a medal or something. It's close to reaching 500 episodes and it still is going strong and keeps viewers captivated with its unpredictable plot twists. Everyone, I mean everyone thought that Ace will survive. But what a HOLY SHIT jaw dropping moment it turned out to be. Killing one of the main characters. No one predicted it.

Also The creator of Onepiece perfectly understood that success and defeat just the different sides of the same coin and took his work along those lines. For the past 2 years the good guys have lost consistently and taste despair after despair. Everyone got to see the awesome power of the other side- The Navy Admirals and the Shichibukai. When you mention Navy admirals, the whole onepiece fan community gulps for a moment and bite their finger nails hoping the good guys stay alive. That's what REAL SHOUNEN ANIME is all about. But with Naruto and Bleach, you know who will win even before the fight starts. Like I said, it's nothing more than pokemon.


For people saying Onepiece is successor of DBZ, are seriously drunk. DBZ is even weak than Naruto. DBZ is the only Anime when 5 mins is stretched to last 25 episodes. Fuck DBZ!

To put it in short-

Onepiece = Drama, Adventure, Action, Unpredictability, Non-repetitive, Gripping Plot

Naruto = Action, Repetitive, Predictable, Lame Plot

Bleach = Action, Repetitive, Predictable, Ok Plot

DBZ = Action, Repetitive, Predictable, No Plot

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 6:27

dude wtf

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 21:21

427=nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 2:32

Name: Yuuki Akashi 2011-03-31 9:51

why naruto suck...??

1st- ninja dont wear ORANGE!!!
2nd- the story line sucks!
3rd-sasuke is emo!
4th-lame dialog such at (BELIEVE IT!)
5th-all the girls in that show are totally brainless!!

show about stupid ninja that wear orange = the worse show ever

show about a pirate who wear a straw hat and set a sail around the World looking for the one piece = EPIC WIN!!

Name: Ninja dropout 2011-04-05 21:17

Had to drop it even the manga.
I watched almost all DBZ but was partial towards Vegeta so that explains it.
originally I chose ninjas over pirates and until Chuunin exam was fine even got a konoha leaf wallet.After the excruciating painfully long filler I drop it until shippuden  and went for the manga. I picked up Bleach ( Which I abandoned for non specific reasons I still don´t know why too many lame  characters) Picked up shippuden and call it quits on the first attempt of filler kept with the manga  and took up One Piece by chance dubbed and later subbed because Funimation was messing it up! but you could sense the story finally yielded on the manga Sasuke too emo, interesting characters die without a decent reason filler threat every 3 chapters even in the manga villain too lame and overly complicated and predictable. (The pirates has filler and hope Foxy is never to be heard from again but is enjoyable) Extremely lame movies
Orange and ninja and the Konoha sign is a major Bullseye
Ending line
Go One piece! down Naruto!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-05 23:56

I could never really get into Naruto. I just do not like any of the characters or the story.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 11:34

Ur All fags especially 430 This thread is crap and the show ended dammit! Why are u all fighting about it

Name: The !CUIge5U2II 2011-04-09 16:18

Naruto is an awesome show. Its complex storylines and superior animation put it up as one of the great classics such as Cowboy Bebop. All the forum trolls should step off. Go bother that faggety Strike Witch thread instead.

Name: Yoh Asakura 2011-04-10 20:27

I hate that gay fag naruto!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is the reason that shaman king (my show),one piece, and many other amazing anime never took off properly... i only had 64 episodes that were epic awesomeness and 100% canon the gay fag has 5% percent canon out of 800+ episodes!!!!!! is any of you gay narufuckers wanna sya anything about this ill be happy to hear your bitchin!!! but remember real men watch real anime thats why only women watch gayruto!!!! especially you 435 and 436

Name: Gaara 2011-04-10 20:39

Shaman king was fucking gay compared to Naruto. So shut the fuck up Yoh. You lost the shaman tournament to yusuke yuramesho.

Name: Yoh Asakura 2011-04-11 19:01

Naruto is fucking gay compared to me and i lost to hao!!!!! yusuke is from yu yu hakusho and you didn't even spell his last name right. Plus youre just a wannabe fucker. I mean look at your screen name

Name: Angelo Donnagon 2011-04-13 15:33

LMAO at Number 435. Naruto doesn't have a complex storyline. Naruto has a very predictable, repititive, and cliche storyline that even rips off from storylines in other mangas. Superior animation? Go watch the fight between Pain and Naruto. That was some of the worst animation an anime could have.

Naruto is not a classic. Cowboy Bebop, on the other hand, IS a classic. And so are DBZ and One Piece. DBZ, One Piece, and Cowboy Bebop will always be remembered. Nobody will remember Naruto after it finishes.

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