a 100 reasons why Naruto sucks thread

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>>278
My god where have you been? you are correct, watching shitty anime does make you a queer. you are my hero, dave. please talk sense into these pathetic weeaboos.

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Shut the fuck up, I need hurry up and masturbate with you right now you fuckin gaylord. Oh plus I have a very small penis, but that still makes me a "Regular People".

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Please!!!!

>>283
Stupid middle schoolers on summer break, stop messing up thread!

I personally like Naruto but I'm not like most of the fans who think Naruto is the only anime that exist.

I'm a naruto hater stupid ass.

im a japanese girl.
My skype ID is kakusin2010. Call me.

>>287
You dirty slit eyed yellow bitch fuck off!

Naruto is the twilight of anime.THEY BOTH SUCK

Don't forget to suck my little pingas while your at it.

Don't get me started on Naruto.
►The characters are a fail of an excuse to the manga industry or that crap.
►The story is so repetitive, mentioned by some commenter.
►Character's personalities are cliche and unchanging.
►Ugh, fuck the Narutards. It's reality you are living in, not a fucking cartoon!
►Seems like Sasuke will never achieve his "dream" of avenging whoever killed his clan. Seriously?
►Basically, the storyline is bullshit. What's the use of chasing after an emo boy you kissed who doesn't care shit about you? And you should be more worried about yourself, not that emo kid! (Saying this directly to Naruto and the shitty storyline, of course.)

Sorry, but Japan needs to make good anime, not this fantasy bullshit you feed to kids everyday!

gud show is god

Naruto is an anime/manga by Masashi Kishimoto, who started out to be quite enjoyable, you know, for a twelve year old's story, and then fell harder than a chicken egg dropped off the Empire State Building. It is about the wonderful life of Sasuke in an imaginary world where they have radios, computers and TVs, but no guns for some reason, and all the secret files on both special agents and S-Rank enemies are kept on pieces of paper and the only people who actually do things you might expect a ninja to do are the ANBU who quickly degenerate into cannon fodder. Despite the fact that the OBD is part of the Naruto forums, many OBDers detest the series for its consistent shittiness, especially the direction the manga has been taking since the time-skip.

And let's not even get started on the Uchihas. Those poor excuse for Mary Sues deserves their own spin-off where it can be properly shat on just because have very fancy pink-eye. But then again, Uchihas=Shit

CONTINUE.

As if the series had not already plumbed the depths of idiocy and shittiness, recently Naruto gave a fascinating response to pressure. He wants to (for some idiotic reason) "save" Sasuke, but his friends have started to come to their senses and want to kill the fag. Others still encourage him to save Sasuke. What does Naruto do in response to this conflict? Does he suck it up, make his decision like a man, and take out Sasuke? Does he even stick to his guns and continue to try and save Sasuke?

No. He falls on the ground and hyperventilates. Seriously his mentors got killed and his village got destroyed yet he didn't even break down, rather he hyperventilates for his long lost ex.

Naruto shippuden= naruto chases sasuke, akastuki comes , they fight and fail.

Story sucks its so repetitive.

>>291
Very good, but I think you mean anime in general. see:

Don't get me started on Anime.
►The characters are a fail of an excuse to anyone who writes.
►The story is so repetitive, mentioned by some commenter.
►Character's personalities are cliche and unchanging.
►Ugh, fuck the weeaboos. It's reality you are living in, not a fucking cartoon/japland!
►Seems like every jap cartoon will never end and become a dragged on pile of shit. Seriously?
►Basically, the storyline is bullshit. always a generic uninspired plot.

Sorry, but Japan needs to stop polluting people's minds, stop this fantasy bullshit you feed to kids everyday!


You see? this sums up jap cartoons in a single post. although it is nowhere near as  harsh as I'd like it to be.

It's actually very simple to think of reasons, since the anime does that for you:

1-Ninjas, masters of poison and stealth, are depicted as wizards who use magic instead of shuriqens and swords and have a code of honor forbidding poison. Really, this is just Harry Potter in anime...

2-Every type of character has been added to the anime, to please every kind of fan, and I mean, every possible combination of characters!

3-Even thought 2, every character is a copy of some other character... All females are weak bitches that need to be saved... CLICHE! All males must struggle against some inner demon or emotion... CLICHE! All masters have some backstory that unites them all... CLICHE!

4-They take about 170 episodes to tell a story half as interesting as Elfen lied, wich takes only 20 or so episodes... Talk about fillers!

5-Every single bit of storyline has already been made, and you know it... Just think about it... It's too much examples to put here.

6-They say Sasuke more often than Naruto. They care more about sasuke than naruto. Why is the anime name Naruto again? Something about him being the main character?

Really only hipsters watch that shit...

A typical Narutard reaction to this FACTS:

1-They call you gay.
2-They call you nerd.
3-They tell you to get a life.
4-They shut up and start to think.
5-They go to a corner crying, entering autist mode.
6-They stand up oblivious to the previous conversation.

Seriously, all they do is insulting haters, like as if that makes Naruto good, and then telling you to get a life when they don't follow that advice. And when they finnaly run out of insults, they start to think and notice the truth and begin to cry.
But the funny part is the rinse and repeat from the show continues on them, since they forget all that, and remain narutards, forgetting the whole conversation!

Has anyone noticed how the good guys are the only ones dying? How the bad guys always live or escape? And how they only die if they turn bad? Like Pain? Who was pretty kick ass, untill he decided to revive everyone to be the good guy dyding in the process?
And you know why? Simple.

You can make as many main characters as you want, and they are easy but making a good vilain is an art, and Naruto proves how hard it is showing us all the shitty villains it has... So, they recycle and maintain the villains they have, and kill main characters only to make more of stupid secondary characters that are shit but nobody cares!

Tsunade, Jiraya and Orochimaru are rip offs of a real story, just like GOku is a rip off of a real story.

REAL AS A STORY THAT IS PART OF JAPANESE LORE!

REally, just search for it, and you'll see.

Fuycking anime... Can't even copy themselves, must get shit from other places that were actually good, until they got to them...

>>295

I guess you're right.
Actually, every Japanese person needs to open their eyes and realize the truth:
"You are living in reality."
Especially the people who created Naruto and Bleach.
They have to realize that fantasies mindfuck fans into Narutards and Bleach maniacs who try to be a ninja or soul reaper (I mean, what the hell?). They have to consider the fans more than the money they make for the series.

>>300

Are you kidding me? Why would they care? They sell tons of shit thanks to their obcession! Who do you think likes to see the same story 7 or 8 times but throught different persons eyes even thought it's the same shit? Narutards! Who buys all toys and stupid shit too? Bleach Maniacs! Fuck! You may call it obcession, but the guys that made the manga call it profit...

Wake up, Narutards! You are being used, and you can't even notice that!

>>282
Queer.

>>300
Good, you are seeing the light!

Am I the only one who thinks the Anime and Manga things are getting worse by every damn seconds since 90's? Shits are becoming more commercial and mindless...

>>300

The anime market consider fans no more. Fans are just cows for milking to them, and fans just don't give a shit about that, or don't know that. And that's the problem anime fields are havin'.

What happened to the decades where people MADE good shows, products, and didn't care a living fuck of money to make others happy and in turn, made them happy themselves? What the hell happened to that "world"?! Now this is a money thristy world where people make shitty products and anime only to make money! And the fans are no fucking better, too! What are they, isolated from reality? Can't they see that anime aren't real?

I'm done ranting here. The piece of my mind rests in this comment.

>>304,305
I think you are mistaken. jap cartoons were never good to begin with. maybe it's nostalgia affecting your thinking, but I'm positive that if you watched those CARTOONS now, you'd feel the same way.

don't be a weeaboo!

I haven't watched Naruto because he looks just too creepy.
Am I racist?

Naruto is for pussies.

Naruto sucks for God's sake.Who watches a stupid show like that?Naruto hyprventilates on hearing Sasuke's name.It shoud be Gayruto.

naruto suuuuuuuuucks one piec RULURskd

Lmao only narutards to  spend there time watching this shit

SHIT SUCKS
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The average amount of relevant plot in a naruto episode is 1 phrase.

Wow, this is such a good show i saw on ch 62.
Im going to go to a store and buy some orange outfit, and some kunai knives and a headband, and pretend to be a real ninjarrr!!!!!!!!!

Wow, this is such a good show i saw on ch 62.
Im going to go to a store and buy some orange outfit, and some kunai knives and a headband, and pretend to be a real ninjarrr!!!!!!!!!

Im a ninja BELIEVE IT!!! because I wear plastic headands and a I also throw kunais,thats when im not sucking sasuke dick all the time.
I hyprventilates on hearing Sasuke's name

i'd like to see naruto try to fight jotaro kujo

I like to fart

yeah naruto is suck
i dunno why people want to spend 100 hours (maybe more) in their life just to watch it