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a 100 reasons why Naruto sucks thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-12 6:52

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 15:27

NARUTARDS NEED A LIFE.
Its a FUCKING show, not a religion. Get a god damn life, do something other then obsess over a mediocre show

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 15:30

1-Anime about ninjas ? but where the ninjas?!
Flying hopping jumping zooming emos is more like it
2-to many flashbacks
3-its so repetitive,200+ episode and its still the same bullshit.
4-to many fillers
5-its all about sasgay
6-the creator loves putting gay shit.
7-the main chartacter is the worst character,also gets beat up pretty much all the time still the narutards think hes badass.is it because of the gay orange jumpsuit.
8-its so predicteble
9-its not original,rips-off to many animes.
10-they can pass episodes doing nothing and hell pass 6 episodes trying to seal orochimaru.
11-pokemon without gay animals, just leave the gay and replace animals with wanna be ninjas.
12-It inspires Sasunaru yaoi
13-you cannot hide in orange.
14-the annimation is poor
15-characters are undeveloped.
16-The narutards ..omg the narutards ..they are the ones that give anime watchers a bad name and rep
17-Dialog sucks
18-in japan they made a list of the 50 best animes of all time and guess what naruto aint on it lmao
19-narutards believe just beccause naruto is a hit in america it would be also world wide but they are so wrong in selling shounen mangas of all time, its still way behind slam dunk,kuirokuchi,one piece and dragon ball not forgetting many others..
20- the ratings in japan suck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 15:33

1-Anime about ninjas ? but where the ninjas?!
Flying hopping jumping zooming emos is more like it
2-to many flashbacks
3-its so repetitive,200+ episode and its still the same bullshit.
4-to many fillers
5-its all about sasgay
6-the creator loves putting gay shit.
7-the main chartacter is the worst character,also gets beat up pretty much all the time still the narutards think hes badass.is it because of the gay orange jumpsuit.
8-its so predicteble
9-its not original,rips-off to many animes.
10-they can pass episodes doing nothing and hell pass 6 episodes trying to seal orochimaru.
11-pokemon without gay animals, just leave the gay and replace animals with wanna be ninjas.
12-It inspires Sasunaru yaoi
13-you cannot hide in orange.
14-the annimation is poor
15-characters are undeveloped.
16-The narutards ..omg the narutards ..they are the ones that give anime watchers a bad name and rep
17-Dialog sucks
18-in japan they made a list of the 50 best animes of all time and guess what naruto aint on it lmao
19-narutards believe just beccause naruto is a hit in america it would be also world wide but they are so wrong in selling shounen mangas of all time, its still way behind slam dunk,kuirokuchi,one piece and dragon ball not forgetting many others..
20- the ratings in japan suck

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 15:35

10 REASONS WHY NARUTO IS A GAY ANIME.
1-they have guys that look like girls-haku
2-naruto loves transforming into a girl.
3-a charcter named sai loves talking about dicks with his belly showing all the time.
4-orochimaru wanted sasukes body.
5-naruto made jiraiya horny once...... jiraiya even says naruto has a sexy body.
6-kakashi attacked sticking fingers up narutos ass.
7-naruto passed out for sasuke
8-naruto confessed to sasuke they will die together and share the same pain.
9-naruto loves sasuke so much that all he does is chase sasuke.
10.naruto and sasuke kissed(only chars to kiss on that show)
11.Kishimoto said that Naruto has a higher chance of getting gay with Sasuke(we already see that)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 15:39

NARUTARDS SUFFER FROM :
1) Saying Baka, believe it ,Dattebayo alot.
2) SOME fangirls squeel and die due to major yaoi substance in Naruto.
3) Over-power their characters,say they could beat characters they have no chance at all against
4) wearing orange jumpsuits and plastic headbands and think there ninjas
5) every morning they eat a bowl of ramen like there fucking idol naruto
6) when someone says something bad about naruto they pretend they could do the cock sucking no jutsu.
7)making to much stupid amv
8)treating naruto like a god
9)there 0.0 cock grows when they see sakura, they also have wet dreams about her . LOL
10)they think naruto is the best show in the world also think it is the best selling manga of all time when its not.

11)they say that amateratsu's flame is 7Xtimes hotter han the sun!!!!!(narutopwnall autory)
12ºThey say madara can kill goku/allucard/superman etc but cant finish naruto/sasuke or rule the naruto world come on if he can kill goku as u say konoha would be a piece of cake =D
13º they say shows like dbz,bleach,onepiece,hellsing ect... are more immature and more anoing than naruto
14- also narutards think they know more then the guy that created the manga, they are sad.
15- They were brain washed by a wannabe ninja

GOD SAVE US FROM THE STUPIDITY OF NARUTARDS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 15:43

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               GET A LIFE NARUTARDS
Its a FUCKING show, not a religion.  do something other then obsess over a mediocre show

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-01 16:35

>>246
Listen here, jerkface.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-02 1:50

#1. Doug8798 - Doug is the ultimate fanboy and the biggest fanboy ever. He is a Narutard, Twitard, Uwe boll fanboy, Jonas brothers fanboy, Vanilla Ice fanboy, etc. If you want to imagine how bad he is, just think of a guy who is an extreme sexist fascist...who makes the WORST arguments when in debate and sometimes make up stuff off his head and when he can't debate any further when proven wrong he resorts to petty yet OVER THE TOP insults, sometimes threatening to decapitate people. Doug is sadly the biggest fanboy of all time and the worst fanboy on this list.
#2. lyndel4 - Narutard and Failed One Piece Hater
#3. LightningBlackChaos - Originally known as TheLightning227. He is a huge Narutard who loves to overpower Naruto characters to the extreme. He is also a fanboy and hater of some other stuff.
#4. Bennettalston - He is possibly one of the biggest Narutards on the internet (along with LBC and Doug) and also claims the most ridiculous hyperboles to be true.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-03 1:18

naruto ins´t gay?!?!?!!?
After Naruto's kiss with Sasuke, after Naruto's obsession with Sasuke, after Naruto telling Sasuke to look inside his heart and that they will die together, after an old man like Jiraiya telling Naruto he has a hot body, after Orochimaru wanting Sasuke's body and calling it beautiful, after Kakashi telling Naruto he fell in love with him, after Kishimoto saying in an interview that Naruto has a higher chance of getting gay with Sasuke than getting with any other girl in Naruto, after all that, no Narutard or Naruto fan is allowed to call any other anime gay for the next 5 years ;).

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-03 8:32

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GET A LIFE NARUTO HATERS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-04 22:00

Has Babynaruto been mentioned?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-05 0:26

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 22:24

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 22:24

Naruto sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 15:09

>>22
since when 4kids showed naruto?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 0:00

cell shaded worthless filler for amrican fourteen year olds.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 18:37

Things that I have grown out of:

1) Saying Baka, believe it ,Dattebayo alot.
2) SOME fangirls squeel and die due to major yaoi substance in Naruto.
7)making to much stupid amv
9)there 0.0 cock grows when they see sakura, they also have wet dreams about her . LOL
10)they think naruto is the best show in the world also think it is the best selling manga of all time when its not.

Thank god I have seen the light of day, Glory hallelujah! XD

Name: waz 2010-07-15 2:04

What I don't like about naruto:
- Kids beating up S-class ninjas
- Naruto never learning new skills, just more powerful version. I'm getting sick of all the different rasengans.
- Fights taking forever when sasuke can just shoot chidori out of his hands and kills anyone instantly.

Name: Your fag 2010-07-15 14:36

ur all fags

Name: Katty Perry 2010-07-15 15:53

You mean Naruto haters sucks ass.

Name: Grambo 2010-07-15 16:03

Katty Perry is another massive fag who plays shoddbattle.

Name: :) 2010-07-15 20:01

I herd Naruto lieks muskipz?

Name: Grambo 2010-07-16 15:59

I like to shit on myself as well because its funny. Oh and I really love Naruto.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-17 2:34

orlly i hear he give hianta pleasure in ear

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-18 21:30

Ninjas do not wear orange.

Name: Gree 2010-07-19 21:15

I dislike pretty much all anime except for seinen

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-19 22:56

reason 272: it's not bleach

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-20 0:50

its the twilight of anime

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 22:02

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 8:11

big cock

Name: narutosucks 2010-07-25 23:30

naruto is a gay anime

Name: Naruto Hater 2010-07-26 15:41

Suck my dick all you Naruto Haters, I need some love. My mom always abused me when I was younger so I have to put my hate to something that others like, such as Naruto. Also I hate naruto to make up for the fact that I have a very small pingas.

Name: dave 2010-07-29 12:55

it's cute how fanboys get all defensive about their gay little cartoon.. "Naruto Haters" ..?  You mean "Regular People" ..?  Get a clue, kid; watching shitty anime makes you a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 20:38

I personnaly like naruto but i dont exclusively like it as my number one and i dont consider it the greatest anime ever either.
other animes i like samurai champloo, cowboy bebop, deathnote, blood +, fullmetal alchemist, gungrave, yu yu hakusho etc etc... you guys get the point right

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 20:39

I personnaly like naruto but i dont exclusively like it as my number one and i dont consider it the greatest anime ever either.
other animes i like samurai champloo, cowboy bebop, deathnote, blood +, fullmetal alchemist, gungrave, yu yu hakusho etc etc... you guys get the point right

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