LOL to post 123. That's all there is to the Naruto characters.
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Notgodatenglish 2010-02-23 18:32
You know the most annoying thing about the anime/magna is not the graphic nor the other characters but Naruto itself.
I mean he can do 3 things(which are completely uneffective):
1. clone him self x times(the bad thing is that the clones dispear after a "slap")
2. make a small blue ball(he actualy never manages to him anyone with it so again pretty useless)
3. summon a big ass frog( he cant control it and doesnt realy now how to summon it, useless!!!)
And you are telling my that this weakass is actually a main character of 386 episodes of anime? Come on give me a break, give me shotgun and I kill Naruto in 10 seconds. He has no skill, no special abilities, nothing a squirrel is more mighty then he is.
Oh of course I can t forget to tell you who is the best character in anime serie: Gay sensei and his boyfriend Lee(those two are hardcore X).
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Notgodatenglish 2010-02-23 18:33
You know the most annoying thing about the anime/magna is not the graphic nor the other characters but Naruto itself.
I mean he can do 3 things(which are completely uneffective):
1. clone him self x times(the bad thing is that the clones dispear after a "slap")
2. make a small blue ball(he actualy never manages to him anyone with it so again pretty useless)
3. summon a big ass frog( he cant control it and doesnt realy now how to summon it, useless!!!)
And you are telling my that this weakass is actually a main character of 386 episodes of anime? Come on give me a break, give me shotgun and I kill Naruto in 10 seconds. He has no skill, no special abilities, nothing a squirrel is more mighty then he is.
Oh of course I can t forget to tell you who is the best character in anime serie: Gay sensei and his boyfriend Lee(those two are hardcore X).
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Notgodatenglish 2010-02-23 18:34
You know the most annoying thing about the anime/magna is not the graphic nor the other characters but Naruto itself.
I mean he can do 3 things(which are completely uneffective):
1. clone him self x times(the bad thing is that the clones dispear after a "slap")
2. make a small blue ball(he actualy never manages to him anyone with it so again pretty useless)
3. summon a big ass frog( he cant control it and doesnt realy now how to summon it, useless!!!)
And you are telling my that this weakass is actually a main character of 386 episodes of anime? Come on give me a break, give me shotgun and I kill Naruto in 10 seconds. He has no skill, no special abilities, nothing a squirrel is more mighty then he is.
Oh of course I can t forget to tell you who is the best character in anime serie: Gay sensei and his boyfriend Lee(those two are hardcore X).
I would like Naruto, except that the storyline goes on forever and ever and there seems to be no thought out plot. At this point, Naruto will never become Hokage...until maybe a couple thousand chapters later.
if you want a good anime/manga check out jojo's bizarre adventure
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Anonymous2010-03-25 0:22
This is beyond hilarious.
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Anonymous2010-03-25 1:24
Its not bleach
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Anonymous2010-03-25 8:40
the main problem is that the whole story revolves around the same character that DBZ revolved around then One Piece after it. a heroic, brash young boy who believes it
The story would have been over already if Naruto wasn't a faggot JUST FUCKIN TURN INTO SUPER SOMETHING AND KILL HIM IN ONE HIT LIKE EVERY OTHER AFTER TAKING DAMAGE TO THE POINT OF NEAR DEATH
the bad guys are all so unwarrantedly feared which i hate in any story
I mean look at Kizaru (One Piece) he took out four of the top caliber pirates in the manga within minutes with NO difficulty he deserves his badassness
I hate anime, honestly any manga that is adapted to anime usually sucks hard then the original maker looses his/her creation just look at that piece of shit DBGT. I mean if you kids actually enjoy the anime they produce nowadays that's sad
but, the biggest reason Naruto is so gay is one word
SASUKE
god somebody fuckin kill this faggot, rape his skul, drink his blood, clone him so you can kill him over and over again every day
Man where's Whitebeard when you need a punk slaughtered ... ohhh yeah
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Keroro2010-04-19 6:03
Naruto : A anime about ninja, but where the ninja?!
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FOTNS2010-04-26 21:10
Fist of the North Star is way better. Better protagonist.
NARUTARDS SUFFER FROM :
1) Saying Baka, believe it ,Dattebayo alot.
2) SOME fangirls squeel and die due to major yaoi substance in Naruto.
3) Over-power their characters,say they could beat characters they have no chance at all against
4) wearing orange jumpsuits and plastic headbands and think there ninjas
5) every morning they eat a bowl of ramen like there fucking idol naruto
6) when someone says something bad about naruto they pretend they could do the cock sucking no jutsu.
7)making to much stupid amv
8)treating naruto like a god
9)there 0.0 cock grows when they see sakura, they also have wet dreams about her . LOL
10)they think naruto is the best show in the world
11)they say that amateratsu's flame is 7Xtimes hotter han the sun!!!!!(narutopwnall autory)
12ºThey say madara can kill goku/allucard/superman etc but cant finish naruto/sasuke or rule the naruto world come on if he can kill goku as u say konoha would be a piece of cake =D
13º they say shows like dbz,bleach,onepiece, ect are more immature and more anoing than naruto
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Anonymous2010-05-02 22:04
10 REASONS WHY NARUTO IS A GAY ANIME.
1-they have guys that look like girls-haku
2-naruto loves transforming into a girl.
3-a charcter named sai loves talking about dicks with his belly showing all the time.
4-orochimaru wanted sasukes body.
5-naruto made jiraiya horny once...... jiraiya even says naruto has a sexy body.
6-kakashi attacked sticking fingers up narutos ass.
7-naruto passed out for sasuke
8-naruto confessed to sasuke they will die together and share the same pain.
9-naruto loves sasuke so much that all he does is chase sasuke.
10.naruto and sasuke kissed(only chars to kiss on that show)
NARUTO = FAIL
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ONEPIECE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NARUTO
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Anonymous2010-05-06 0:36
ONE PIECE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NARUTO
DBZ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NARUTO
BLEACH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NARUTO
DEATH NOTE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NARUTO
ANY ANIME >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NARUTO
NARUTO = FAIL
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Anonymous2010-05-06 11:53
I'm charging my laser
Next episode - still charging
Next episode - still charging
Next episode - still charging
Next episode - pew
Next episode - I'm charging my laser
Next episode - still charging
Next episode - still charging
Next episode - BEACH BIKINI EPISODE!
Next episode - still charging
Next episode - puff
One thing: peace in the SHINOBI world? shitfuck...has to the BIGGEST oxymoron i heard in all of my life, all the countries in the "shinobi world" are the way they are because of doing what ninjas do best: manslaughter,assassinations in the middle night while some feudal lord is doing his twenty concubines, and slipping poison in people's sake...
but of course even that is void because naruto hardly HAS any realy freakin ninjas in the wholllleeeee damn cast (I will pass for people like kisame, zabuza, haku, even suigetsu and those demon brothers from the first eps, those guys set something of a standard that the creator refused to follow) and naruto was a complete WEAKASS up til recently when he got his sage crap downpat..like one of the guys before, i could probably kill the bastard with a shotgun with no questions asked. and the writer is obviously a sexist-way to go sakura, standing on the sidelines with a kunai for ALMOST EVERY EPISODE, despite the goddamn fact that she gets hulk-rape strength and advanced heal skills during part two and FINALLY showed them during the sasori fight-THAT WAS LIKE NEAR HALFWAY THROUGH SHIPPUDEN and once in the series that she has an actual fight. In conclusion?kishimoto hates women:established fact (more evidence?-tsunade goes into coma like ten minutes into pein's invasion of konoha). and of course, 89% of character motivation is because of sasugay uberfangirlsqueeeuchiha. not to mention the fact that the relationship between naruto and sasuke is little more than yaoi bait at this point
I read naruto yes-and i probably sound like the biggest nerd tard ever cause of the half-assed anaylsis onto why naruto sucks ostrich eggs- but only cause i wanna see how it goes into the end,which by its rate now, probably more botched than bush's "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DURRRRR" HELLO IRAQ, HELLO AMERICA=YEARS OF FUCKING WAR AND HUNDREDS DEAD. THANKS BUSH, THANKS KISHI.
real anime you ask? Watch One Piece, Soul Eater, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo Hellsing, Devil May Cry, Last Exile, Afro Samurai, Death Note, Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z (YES Z-at least the main characters like goku know how to wreck shit properly). That is all.
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Anonymous2010-05-07 16:00
pardon, dumbass mistake:...i meant simply meant that the "shinobi world" in naruto (lol) is the way it is because of bloody war and reason why the people live so well.
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Anonymous2010-05-11 10:53
HArry Potter; the boy who lived
NAruto; the boy who BELIEVE IT!!!
Naruto sucks, because :
1. It is manga & anime and those things are crap and suck in 99,999 %.
2. The world of Naruto is totally impossible and virtual.
3. This production is full of unreasonable violence.
4. The goods call murding "missions".
5. The reasons of heroes' choices are stupid.
6. There are naked, gay or porn scenes.
7. Even more reasons, but it is very late ...
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what2010-05-13 9:49
naruto sucks kyubi balls
bleach sucks aizen's balls (HE'S STILL NOT FUCKING DEAD YET)
one piece is fucking win
psyren is fucking win
hunter x hunter is sorta win
All you people are retarded...you are saying things about Naruto that you could also say about every other anime ever created. Now I have to admit that I am one of the biggest "Narutardz" on the face of the earth. but that doesn't mean that I am the kind of person to only say good things about it. Naruto DOES have a lot of fillers, in fact the last 90 or so episodes of the original (not Shippuden) episodes are fillers. A lot of the fillers were definitely pointless and boring but I still watched them (they were kinda amusing). But some of the fillers were also very good. In fact the fillers in Shippuden actually fit the story line and add a lot of useful info on some of the characters. And another thing, of course they don't all wear "appropriate" ninja clothing or they would all look the same. Next is the whole Sasuke "emo" deal. Well lets see, yes he can be very annoying at some times but he does play an important part in the series. And don't say the series is bad because every girl in it obsesses over him. Think about it, even in real life, girls DO obsess over the "emo" (and gay) guys. don't deny it ladies. Okay, one more thing that irks me is you people that say One Piece is better. Now i'm not saying that One Piece is bad, in fact it is one of my favorite manga/anime (right next to Death Note and Naruto). But one thing that really annoys me is when people compare them. Like when people say that they don't like Naruto because it's "too long". Uhmmm.....when was the last time you looked at One Piece? It's about one-hundred chapters more then Naruto. Also people say that Naruto's story line "drags out too much". Well i can admit that some parts can get a little boring but I personally don't just like the fights. I like to know what happened in a characters past. Well that about does it, I think that I have covered just about enough on this topic. So yeah...bye.
one piece>>>>naruto part 1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naruto shippuden
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Anonymous2010-05-21 5:02
Naruto is just the fodder of anime nowadays.
hell, there are even twilight comparisons.
"whose side are you on? Team Naruto or Team Sasuke? :D"
I think this is a flashback and a stupid plot device to fill in for time. Naruto is too busy masturbating to scat porn. This is because he is 13 and most likely mentally retarded. What kind of ninja wears orange?
TL;DR naruto:
Everyone fights over boy with aspergers.
Everyone wants to fuck the useless slut.
Emo kid cries lots.
Mushroom-cut boy is only cool character.
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Anonymous2010-06-01 15:17
Naruto is an anime/manga by Masashi Kishimoto, who started out to be quite enjoyable, you know, for a twelve year old's story, and then fell harder than a chicken egg dropped off the Empire State Building. It is about the wonderful life of Sasuke in an imaginary world where they have radios, computers and TVs, but no guns for some reason, and all the secret files on both special agents and S-Rank enemies are kept on pieces of paper and the only people who actually do things you might expect a ninja to do are the ANBU who quickly degenerate into cannon fodder. Despite the fact that the OBD is part of the Naruto forums, many OBDers detest the series for its consistent shittiness, especially the direction the manga has been taking since the time-skip.
And let's not even get started on the Uchihas. Those poor excuse for Mary Sues deserves their own spin-off where it can be properly shat on just because have very fancy pink-eye. But then again, Uchihas=Shit
As if the series had not already plumbed the depths of idiocy and shittiness, recently Naruto gave a fascinating response to pressure. He wants to (for some idiotic reason) "save" Sasuke, but his friends have started to come to their senses and want to kill the fag. Others still encourage him to save Sasuke. What does Naruto do in response to this conflict? Does he suck it up, make his decision like a man, and take out Sasuke? Does he even stick to his guns and continue to try and save Sasuke?
No. He falls on the ground and hyperventilates. Seriously his mentors got killed and his village got destroyed yet he didn't even break down, rather he hyperventilates for his long lost ex.
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Anonymous2010-06-01 15:18
Naruto is an anime/manga by Masashi Kishimoto, who started out to be quite enjoyable, you know, for a twelve year old's story, and then fell harder than a chicken egg dropped off the Empire State Building. It is about the wonderful life of Sasuke in an imaginary world where they have radios, computers and TVs, but no guns for some reason, and all the secret files on both special agents and S-Rank enemies are kept on pieces of paper and the only people who actually do things you might expect a ninja to do are the ANBU who quickly degenerate into cannon fodder. Despite the fact that the OBD is part of the Naruto forums, many OBDers detest the series for its consistent shittiness, especially the direction the manga has been taking since the time-skip.
And let's not even get started on the Uchihas. Those poor excuse for Mary Sues deserves their own spin-off where it can be properly shat on just because have very fancy pink-eye. But then again, Uchihas=Shit
As if the series had not already plumbed the depths of idiocy and shittiness, recently Naruto gave a fascinating response to pressure. He wants to (for some idiotic reason) "save" Sasuke, but his friends have started to come to their senses and want to kill the fag. Others still encourage him to save Sasuke. What does Naruto do in response to this conflict? Does he suck it up, make his decision like a man, and take out Sasuke? Does he even stick to his guns and continue to try and save Sasuke?
No. He falls on the ground and hyperventilates. Seriously his mentors got killed and his village got destroyed yet he didn't even break down, rather he hyperventilates for his long lost ex.