a 100 reasons why Naruto sucks thread

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Light kills naruto

Naruto: RamenSasukeBeleiveIt
Sasuke: IMA GONNA KILL MY BRPTHER CAUSE HE KILLED ALL MA FAMILE!
Girls: SASUKE-KUUUUUUN!
Kakashi:Porn.
Jiraiya:Porn.
Konahamaru: OMG I'm Naruto!
Pain: Feel my pain.
Orochimaru: I like little boys.
Kabuto: I love you Oro-kuuun!
Shikamaru: I'm well clever.
Asuma: Why am I the only charcter who doesn't get miraculously revived?
Lee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gai: LOL Lee, Your YOUNG!!!11!!!!1!one!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: I'm teh ruler of teh SAND CASTLE!
Itachi: You lack Hatred.
Kisame: I'm a shark!
Zetsu: I'm a Cactus!
Gamakichi: I'm a poke'mon!
Tsunade: I'm a drunk warlord who sucks at gambling and I have massive boobs and a pet pig.
Danzo: I am now the 3246th character who has the sharingan who shouldn't.
Sai: PENISPENOSPENISPENISPENISPENIS!
Suigetsu: Water!
Karin:Sasuke-kuuuuun!
Juugo: I wanna kill someone then talk to birds then kill someone again.
Kakuzu: MUNNYMUNNYMUNNY must be funyfunyfunny...
Hidan: Im a zealot!
Konan: I'm a girl.
Tonton: Pwoypwoy.
Tobi: OMGBBGROFLGYUIGYSUIGFOPYWFRTYSDFPGUHDSI Deidara-sempaiiiiiiii!
Deidara: Bang!

lol 123

GIGGITY

[o]testing[/o]

sage

cool

South park:

Butters: Hey Mary, Kenny Says your a Cunt cunt un  cunt *studdering* CUnt cunt cunt Continuing sorce of sunlight to his flower

*Mary runs away thinking that kenny called her a cunt XD*

fillerx99, narutox1

(fillerx99)+(narutox1) = fepic ail

death note=ORIGIONAL

cuz they simply dunno what "anime" means

sakura's flat

ass

why can't the bad guys get revived naruto is revived how many times . IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

123

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Another "instant cool, just add ninja" theme.

No, srsly. It's just another "beat each other's crap" animu.

only thing that pisses me off is onepiece. "onepiece of shit" more like. they need to stop scanlating that shit until all the good manga are done

NARUTO!!!!!!!!...SUCKS!!!!! fuck naruto and(vatnar)

NARUTO SUCKS, IT'S THE MOST ANNOYING PIECE OF CRAP THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE, ALL THE NARUTO FANS KILL YOUR SELVES AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO AVENGE YOUR COOLNESS IF YOU EVER DID!!!

PS.FUCK ALL NARUTARDS

Oh god, where do I start?

Well, the only reason fucking 7-9 year old kids all over the world like it is because it's probably because it's been dubbed for kids. Probably the worst thing to have been.
Another thing is, it's too long, you find out after 50 episodes that it's not really going to go anywhere. The story doesn't advance for 10 episodes.
Why don't they dub the fucking good stuff instead of this? It doesn't make sense.

Its really Fucking sucks =\
200+ episode and its still the same bullshit =\

1. The character designs, particularly the headbands, are tacky.
2. The outfits do not lend to ninja attire.
3. Related to 2, the ninja term seems tacked onto what are actually wizards of sorts for popularity, one of many forms of fan pandering.
4. Both versions have weak pacing
5. (Anime exclusive) Voice actors are annoying, both languages
5. (Manga exclusive) art is not up to par for a manga of it's style.
6. (Anime exclusive) Fucking fillers
7. Dialog sucks.
8. Fails to present realistic female characters
9. Villains are unconvincing
10. Hero's motives are tried and overdone.

All that said, 90% of you fags are still keeping up with it because you secretly enjoy it.

>>147
I, for one, ain't frontin'. :3

11. Unnecessarily enlarged stories, to the point of boring

A wild Abra appears

Anime about ninjas ? Are you kidding me ?

Flying hopping jumping zooming wizards is mroe like it.

You are all losers. Who have nothing better to do. Don't like it? Don't watch it! If any of you say go fuck your self, my reply is I WOULD but I don't wanna be like you.

Yes, but the rest of us who don't like it have to deal with the large masses of faggotry that do.

It SUCKS because it sucks... lol

and btw faruz what r u doing here if u love naruto so much.. lol

naruto also sucks because it shows mostly about fighting and does not have a proper storyline

naruto sucks cause the maker said he was racist

gay

please refer to 123. this is naruto in a nutshell, only repeat waaaay more times. Gah, i didnt mind sasuke once, but now hes an ass.

Naruto sucks because it's various hentai doujin have better plots