People idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. Haruhi Suzymiya is that ideal "hang out with" girl. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy friend in a girl's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and would be nearly impossible to find.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 17:01
and she's got a twat-hole you can stick it into...
trolltrolltroll...
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Anonymous2006-08-18 17:11
she is an otaku. hence the appeal.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 17:52
I don't know, I'd just like to fuck her hard.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 18:29
proof that haruhi fails
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Anonymous2006-08-18 18:44
People idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. Haruhi Suzymiya is that ideal "hang out with" girl. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy friend in a girl's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and would be nearly impossible to find.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 19:53
People idolize over your mom because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. Your mom is that ideal "hang out with" girl. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over your mom, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy friend in a girl's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and would be nearly impossible to find.
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Anonymous2006-08-19 6:56
It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a lobster is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Boston. One good test is to touch the lobster’s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a lobster does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the lobster has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?
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Anonymous2006-08-23 4:13
I don't know, I'd just like to fuck her hard.
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Anonymous2006-08-26 2:51
People idolize over your mom because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. Your mom is that ideal "hang out with" girl. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over your mom, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy friend in a girl's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and would be nearly impossible to find.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 17:45
People idolize over lobster because they act like guys. You ever wish you could have a lobster as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A lobster that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. A lobster is that ideal "hang out with" girl. Lobsters have fans because they have all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only they happen to be lobsters. Understand that when people idolize over lobster, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy friend in a lobster's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and would be nearly impossible to find.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 18:59
It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a Haruhi is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Japan. One good test is to touch the Haruhi's eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a Haruhi does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the Haruhi has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?
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Anonymous2006-08-29 19:06
It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a Your mom is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Japan. One good test is to touch Your mom's eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a Your mom does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the Your mom has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?
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Anonymous2006-08-30 15:04
It can be difficult to tell sometimes if ``YOUR MOM'' is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Japan. One good test is to touch ``YOUR MOM'''s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that ``YOUR MOM'' does not have to be alive at the moment you are FUCKING it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which ``YOUR MOM'' has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?
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Anonymous2006-09-06 13:14
People idolize over your mom because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that ``YOUR MOM'' does not have to be alive at the moment you are FUCKING it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which ``YOUR MOM'' has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?
People idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. Haruhi Suzymiya is that ideal "hang out with" girl. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya, they idolize over the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.