my friends said i look like kouyama in

..Mitsuki-chan, and i'm like HE-LLO? ew?! i don't look like a hawwt loli! but they're doing a crosplay group and i wanna be a part of it. i'd rather do daidouji-chan but this bitch already bagged it. it's so unfair. what should i do?

me? rape? As IF!!! i am SO above that, i mean you should be totally grateful that im even *talking* to you! GOD. SERIOUSLYYY.