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The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 13:07

Awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 17:15 ID:ZI1PJJQj

Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.
 
 First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded danxcing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.
 
 AND NO IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 7:15 ID:DLjmebUR

Cannot nor will wait until second season

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 7:15 ID:DLjmebUR

I want it now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 8:39 ID:8ido+sFu

>>161
everyone, we have an emo in 4chan. of course, this is not news to us.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 3:08 ID:BspDVZih

>>164
Should we get our beating sticks ready for beating?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 8:16 ID:Bq9AhNmS

Yes I'm talking that anime Gigantor. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.
 
 First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the song at the end. It's a singing anime. A fucking retarded sinxging anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about GIGANTOR OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums GIGANTOR FUCK YOU.
 
 AND NO IT'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 10:46 ID:E11pU9aq

>>161
u ... have no life don't u

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 17:30 ID:FXl6OtBA

>>167
I don't think he does, no.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 11:54 ID:WAWjvzXy

Mr. Spammer... I have a question.

Is this a dancing anime?

Name: Anonies 2007-07-23 10:48 ID:qvKRwPwl

O.M.G HARUHI SUZUMIYA SUCKS BECAUSE IT MAKES NO SENSE! I WATCHED THE FIRST FEW EPISODES AND THOUGHT THE WHOLE SHOW WAS A SUCKER. YES, A PURE FRIGGIN SUCKER. SHEESH IT'S JUST LIKE THOSE FRIGGIN NARUTARDED DAYS EXCEPT WORSE. YOU WATCH THE WHOLE STRETCH OF NOTHINGNESS JUST TO GET THE SPECIAL ENDING. WTH?! POINTLESS. ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS I TELL YOU! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO BRAINS!

Name: Earl 2007-07-23 12:23 ID:9zpbMQWd

Noobs! The show is the best i've seen! It is teh roxxor so just step off cause u know u like nautards.

Name: Anonies 2007-07-24 6:42 ID:wlm4TmlX

Earl

OH PLEASE! I hate Naruto and the Narutards! And I hate Suzumiya Haruhi and her Harutards. SUCKER RESTLESS BITCHES! HARUHI SUZUMIYA FANS AND NARUTARDS DON'T KNOW GOOD ANIME. IT DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THIS FAMOUS. PFFFT.

Name: Earl 2007-07-24 11:53 ID:6OZuLmTf

Anonies, stop watching Pokemon.

Name: Anonies 2007-07-25 7:53 ID:kg5BtmxD

I HATE POKEMON. Think twice before you say anything EARL and shut your pietrap up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 11:02 ID:ZQegorza

Haruhists! assemble!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 16:48 ID:ZQegorza

harutards! eff u

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 19:00 ID:KwKhjcsI

Lmao Narutards yes: A shitty show with a horrible storyline, that WILL last forever if there are Narutards.

Harutards?
Just because there are a GIANT group of people that like the show there has to be a small group of jackasses that don't even hate the show troll and flame all haruhi-related things.

>>172
Fuck you, you probably think gurren lagann was so epic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 16:52 ID:nxRVUB7B

gurren lagann can kiss it!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 20:39 ID:Dh2khPvg

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 16:43 ID:wiJaYi1M

NAZZO NAZZO MITAI I NE.

Name: MAHQ 2007-07-28 1:09 ID:H8qQimdC

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Name: Anonies 2007-07-29 1:16 ID:d0N1ScQx

涼みや春日の湯打つはだいきらい!!くたばり!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-29 13:26 ID:NiAR8GHi

なんで嫌いなの?面白いアニメじゃないの?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-29 14:58 ID:9ocisBeT

>>183
That make's no sense douche.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 4:27 ID:iNXbVnKR

haruhi sucks. thats final.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 14:21 ID:3Znl4Mk0

>>185
Imbecile.
If you have a opinion, explain it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 21:54 ID:q7ys0HXC

>>186
haruhi sucks, and you suck

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:16 ID:XCsPPXqd

>>187
I'm not saying this is the best show ever. What I am saying is you can't just say something sucks without explaining it.
Unless intelligence is something you don't have.

Example for retards such as >>185 >>187,
I like this show because it had nice animation, a good storyline and above all brought the watchers into the story.

Now you try, dumbfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 12:02 ID:U3ceVmvd

>>188
haruhi sucks because my opinions are right, while yours aren't

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 14:24 ID:TcoSASYI

Dont we find ourselves high and mighty anonymous. First off you remind me of this kid at school that constantly got his ass kicked because he was a self absorbed smart ass. Second. What kind of retard are you that thinks he is right just because you think you are. I got a future for you and I hope you like McDonalds cause I see you there for a long ass time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 15:38 ID:pgb2IjbP

>>189
You got forum pwned

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 15:39 ID:c9oS2iAP

>>189 sucks cock. I know it coz I'm right.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 7:38 ID:ADJXJ5Qr

Wtf man. Many people have many different opinions, but no one I have met that's watched Suzumiya Haruhi say it's crap. They say its the best and I watched it myself. Did you even get passed the first episode? Because from there its realleh good. O.o and you can't say your opinion is right idiot. Cause I know that there is a hell lot of people that'd disagree with you

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 22:04 ID:cYhNz+Ke

If you don't like an anime, at least come up with a reason. You're not bringing anything to a discussion if you just say shitsux.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 23:20 ID:FkKcsNo+

>>192
Shut up, you're to new to anime to have a good enough taste to tell whether or not it's good.

Name: erm... 2007-09-12 18:09 ID:/+XqY9tr

uh... yea... i dont know why The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is so good.... can someone explain why?? it was short, characters werent funny, the one ep where purple fought was sorta cool.. but rest was... pointless?? can someone explain why it was so good?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 23:14 ID:WWYj5of0

It's better if you watch it in the right order. for some dumb reason they showed it out of order and messed it up. google for the right episode order.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 0:45 ID:QpB4aFCi

I did an episode of my podcast reviewing Haruhi vol 1 and I'm reviewing vol 2 soon.

http://vigatheotagal.blogspot.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 23:08 ID:h4dDigbF

Haruhi Suzumiya sucks period. I can't believe that I wasted my time watching this piece of boring crap...

The argument below explains why  I hate the anime:

Oh yeah this is x-posted from http://file-wild.blogspot.com

>>I rented the Haruhi Suzumiya anime from Netflix and let me tell you that: THIS ANIME SUCKS!

So what's the thing about? It's about a bored teen (seriously she looks more of a jailbait) name Haruhi Suzumiya who forms a crappy club title SOS Brigade to find supernatural stuff.

When I saw this anime, I immediately got bored. All this anime does is talk, talk and talk more without no action whatsoever. Because Haruhi lives a bored life, she intends to create a world where only "fun and imagination" rules.

So what's the point of this anime? NONE!! It's plain horrible. I hate it. It makes no sense. It has no action. No nothing!!! If Haruhi wants to do something cool (and unusual), she should do something more realistic like volunteering or giving sign language to monkeys. Looking for ESPers, aliens, whatever makes no ABSOLUTE sense. The only good thing about her is when she did the Phoenix Wright thing in a certain episode but other than that, the series is boring.

Another thing all the strange stuff happens to her male friend, Kyon. He narrates the episodes so it feels as if he WERE the protagonist and NOT Haruhi.

So I don't get why this piece of trash is so popular. Maybe because of Haruhi's personality? Well I've seen similar attitudes to this in other anime so that's not a new thing. Worst of all, it's apparently popular with typical internet nerd-tards who like little lolita girls with uniform fetish (I bet that's what this anime is created for: typical otaku nerds with uniform fetish).

Throw in some (weird) philosophy and sci-fi crap (favorite of many nerds) makes this anime twice the boring. Less than exciting characters speaking in monotone voice makes it triple the boring. Its OPs and EDs aren't all that great either.

I thought the Haruhi anime was going to be somewhat like a police drama you know with murder, investigations, courtrooms; you know it! Instead I found myself with this kind of crap: kids sitting in some room doing NOTHING!!!!!

So still you wanna see this crap? Go ahead I won't stop you. But keep in mind that if you wanna do something cool in life, then go for realistic goals. You can create your own world but whatever happens in the real world happens to you so it's better to live your life at your fullest and with those around you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 8:16 ID:rq5fjClp

tl; dr

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