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Tissues and Sex

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-26 17:14

Why is it that tissues are always found after sex? For example, in Ebichu. Is it because they used it to clean up?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 4:41 (sage)

| This thread made me hard

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 8:23

>>30

so it's like athletes foot on your cock?
so you get athletes cock?
wtf?
LOL

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-13 9:11

and what the hell is up with the nose bleeds?!
a girl flashes her panties and the guy in front gets a nose bleed, WTF?!?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-16 23:02

It's because too much blood rushes to his head.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 0:30

A few month ago, I came here and found this as the first topic.

Now, a few month later, I found an exact copy of the original post back then.  Is this some sort of meme here?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 20:05

It seems you haven't been here long enough, it's the same thread.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-17 21:14

>>43
Japanese penises are tiny so when they get an erection all the blood can't fit, thus blood comes out of their nose.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 3:23

>>46
OH SHI...

Your right, lol.  Should have looked at the time stamp.  Didn't know that the posts lasted this long here.

And yes, I don't frequent world4ch that much, I only dropped by here since I had some questions in the computer section.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 10:21

>>47
And white man penises are huge so when they get an erection there's not enough blood to get to their brain?  amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-21 3:33

lol #49 is a jap

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 0:55

>>50
lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 3:08

Personally, I just masturbate in the shower and rinse it all down the drain. Makes it a hell of a lot easier to clean up.

Kind of sucks when my knees start shaking and I nearly collapse, though. It's kind of like when you fall asleep standing up.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 3:52

>>52 knees start shaking <-WTF ARE YOU A GIRL? CLARIFY PLZ

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 21:29

I lol'd so hard

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 14:50

this is why furries are superior, the fur absorbs fluids

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 21:28

First Crunchy Panties.. and now Cruchy Socks!  The world will never be the same.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 11:05

the other day i found one of my old cumshirts, hell of crunchy and nasty under the bed, i'd say it's about three months old.

so, what should i do, keep it as a memento of the last time i had sex, wash it and wear it, wash it and delegate it to perma-cumshirt status, not wash it and wear it (stains are on the inside, could probably pull it off)

who knows, not washing it might set off some pheromone shit to make me irresistably sexual to all species and genders

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 12:42

Actually, I've tried, and it doesn't work. 

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 13:08

>>57
lol. you win one quarter of internet.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 17:39 (sage)

and three quarters of my heart <333

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 4:19

o.o

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-04 11:36

rofl, this thread is awesome.

*used tissues and socks in the past*

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-06 21:26

I use cats. :3

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-06 21:47

>>57
One of the best uses for those Boris Vallejo shirts, lol

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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 21:09

>>18

!Sex = production of bodily fluids
I thought that was the exchange of bodily fluids...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-11 0:28

I can't even.....just wow....there isn't anything else to be said.

(BTW socks are a nice alternative every here and there when you have an extra lying around.)

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 20:15

What the fuck is going on

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 19:32

a

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-24 4:17

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-04 22:23

>>52
That's how I roll. Soap makes great lube.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-05 7:36

Holy fuck, why haven't I been to the text boards before?

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