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Tissues and Sex

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-26 17:14

Why is it that tissues are always found after sex? For example, in Ebichu. Is it because they used it to clean up?

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-26 19:03 (sage)

lol @ this thread

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-26 19:05

they eat the tissue right

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-27 12:21

>>1
You are clearly both an idiot and a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-28 0:46

we use teh tissues to stick it in the hole or else our loads will come out when the girl stands up.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-29 1:22 (sage)

It's a philosophical question.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-29 3:00

Yes, but do you think it has anything to do with the Japanese psyche? Could tits be the reason?

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-01 14:14

>>6
What, like if you cum in the woods and there's no woman there to nag you to clean it up, did you still cum?

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-03 12:25

>>8
I cum therefore I am

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-05 0:33

Do they cum in bedsheets in anime?

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-26 17:38

>>1
I'm sorry man, but I loled hard.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-05 4:04

Many anime characters are in fact drawn from certain types of people that have stood out among the rest, and that the authors and writers include them because it gives the rest of the world a more varied look at all the different kinds of personalities and mindsets that that mankind can offer.  Besides, an anime or manga with your average, daily women would be so boring and depressing that it would never sell in any country.  Human beings can be so much more satisfied with the extraordinary as opposed the ordinary, and that is the realm of fiction, to bring the extraordinary to the lives of the ordinary, so it seems to me that these arguments about sexism should have nothing to do with anime or manga, unless i completely missed my point.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-05 4:11

sorry, completely wrong thread

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-06 16:24

>>13

No you posted in the right thread indeed

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-10 6:39

>>1

Ookay, i have a feeling someone's abusing their internet priveleges

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-13 1:36

>>4
Virgin, yes. Idiot, debatable. Now, pray, explain the correlation between tissues and fucking to the uneducated masses.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-13 6:57

posting in a legendary thread

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-13 19:27

>>16
Sex = production of bodily fluids = need to clean them up afterwards = need for tissues. It's not that hard to understand, is it? Also, you need to be whacked in the mouth with a broom for using the word "pray" in that context.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYing in a legendary thread.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-14 21:52

>>18
Would you prefer 'prithee'?

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-15 3:37

>>19
Only if you would prefer death.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-18 12:29

Death for the English anonymi! With a side of plum pudding!

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-19 12:24

"Cake or death!"
"Cake please!"
"We're out of cake. We only had three pieces and didn't expect such a rush."
"What, so my choice is 'or death'? Well, I'll have the chicken then!"

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-19 12:25

Personally, the wife and I just bring a small face cloth for wiping up later, and we spread a thick towel on the bed before we even start. Its that, or we get interupted later in the act and thats not cool to be scrambling for a towel when things are going good. Tissues dont do a good enough job for cleaning up, unless you use a dozen or so. Thats wastefull.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-19 13:29

Her body has to absorb it externally

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-26 23:02

... only in your fantasy pr0n world.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-27 15:04

>>23
But in Japan, the banks give out free tissues all the time!

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-28 12:18

>>26
That's because Japanese public toilets don't have paper in them. That's what you need those free packets of tissues for.

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-02 18:29

I'm surprised no one has brought this up but, has anyone ever heard of socks? Tissues, especially cheap tissues just break apart on your cock when your trying to wipe up. Then you have to clean up the tissues, and that comes to a painfull annoying 'scrape and pull' technique.

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-02 19:24

So you have cum soaked socks?

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-05 14:52

>>28

I don't know about you but I am NOT going to use something that has been on my feet on my cock

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-18 21:48

>>28
i use stuffed animals and puppets those seem to absorb the best plus it's really funny to break out into a singing routine while trying to catch all that. my boyfriend laughs so hard he chokes.

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-18 21:59

>>30
Thats why you use CLEAN socks.

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-19 13:04

>>32

But you have to throw them away?  Like disposable socks?  Or do you have a special "cum sock"?

Name: Ruuppa 2005-08-22 11:39

>>33

Now there's an idea.

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-26 22:10

>>26

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

Name: Frostbite 2005-12-08 10:30

>>23
Agreed.  But generally if you're a 19 year old girl and living at home with your father, tissues are more inconspicuous.  Wasteful? Very.  But inconspicuous.
>>31
I lol'd.
>>32
Dude, creepy.  Cum sock...what happens if you forget that it was the sock you used the night before and try to put it on the next morning?  Do you get a cum foot?
 

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 10:59

>>22
EDDIEEEEE!!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 8:18

キタ!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 18:53

This thread made me lol hard

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 22:45

NO U

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